[TheRapingDragon]

Originally Posted by lofty rhino

If two teddy bears made by the same company are different colors, one being blue, the other red, is the blue one more cuddly

Yes, yes it is. Blue is inherently more cuddly due to the dyes used to create the colour.

Not to mention everyone knows blue bears are made on a production line run by kindly old grannies who knit on their breaks whereas the red ones are made from the blood of prisoners who beat each other in brutal unarmed combat.