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Arch0wl · 03-5-2016, 11:18 PM

http://squid314.livejournal.com/346391.html

if you want to have a kid, ever, this is pretty enormously relevant

SUMMARY: for most people, the best advice will be to (1) feed your kid any time they cry (2) breastfeed (3) eat fish during pregnancy, especially last trimester (4) don't do stupid shit like smoke or eat licorice (5) get a C-section if your kid is gonna have a bigass head and get stuck in your pussy or your wife's pussy.

03-5-2016, 11:18 PM	#1
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	The Biodeterminist's Guide to Parenting -- parenting decisions that actually matter http://squid314.livejournal.com/346391.html if you want to have a kid, ever, this is pretty enormously relevant SUMMARY: for most people, the best advice will be to (1) feed your kid any time they cry (2) breastfeed (3) eat fish during pregnancy, especially last trimester (4) don't do stupid shit like smoke or eat licorice (5) get a C-section if your kid is gonna have a bigass head and get stuck in your pussy or your wife's pussy.