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Old 08-22-2005, 11:00 AM   #88
dAnceguy117
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Danceguy appeared out of nowhere to tell the townspeople he would be gone for awhile. Someone asked him why the topic title hadn't been changed, but Danceguy said that it shouldn't matter anyway because you should be looking at the last post, especially if you see that he's made the last post.

"Now I've got to go get shoes and get my haircut and stuff. I guess I'll tell you what's happened before I go, though. Go look in that well over there. Yes, the one with the bucket and the little thing you twist around to lower it."

The townspeople walked over to the well and found some porn magazines. A few began looking at them.

"Hey, put those back! I mean uh, I have no idea where those came from," Danceguy stammered. "Check that well over there."

Matt, who also appears to have appeared out of nowhere (plus he's a ghost or something cause he has a phantom, I dunno how to put that in the story so deal with it k) after doing nothing for two straight days, eagerly ran over to the other well Danceguy pointed at, hoping for more porn. What he found was the castrated body of Freed.

"WHAT THE HELL AHHHHHH THAT HAD TO HAVE HURT" matt ran around screaming. Yeah, someone did something like that before, didn't they? Ah, I can't remember. I guess townspeople just like to run around screaming. While he was running about, he bumped into Fish, and they both fell down. I don't know what relevance that had, but it happened.

"MOOGY AND KIL MUST BE UP TO NO-" everyone was about to finish, when Danceguy screamed, "Oh, for the love of CHRIST, stop doing that."

Freed has been wolf'd. Day 3 begins liek now and ends at 11:59 PM EDT Wednesday. Instalynch is at 4, and remember, matt's phantom is .001 of a vote, but it takes 4 REAL votes to insta him.
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