[Tyson ultima]

yeooo yoyoyoyoo yeee yoo yo yo it's your boy panda up on the mic.

After sleeping after finally god knows how long, and having time to at least some of my post con depression at the airport let's do a recollection of the weekend.

Friday morning: Never let Thai ever pick you up from the airport. This ***** will fucking make you wait until he is done with his melee matches. Had to wait for an hour (wut a fegget).

Finally, meet all of quebec crew and there is definitely some bump and grind videos of me and lurker while Opkillazxxx420x is playing voltex. Effects courtesy of me of course.

After wrecking sven in clash of ninja cause he doesn't know how to use brock lee (lololo) we decide to go out to smokes and once more I get a slaughterhaus (seriously wtf almost 20 bucks). Get to hotel late as fuck and obviously I am happy to see everyone and shit. Go to DDR room and I try to play voltex for a bit (sorry I am not that good forgive me). Then the sun sets

Friday night: Everyone goes to Thai's room, once there no one leaves comprehending what has happened. Hateandwasted (see what I did there) fucking went straight shoenice and chugged 151, gold, and some water and went straight broken fishtank all over the room (not gonna lie I lol'd. ALOT). We go out to the rave and we all dance and I try to kill the circle panda style. Outdoor rave was legit too since me, Thai, and Carlo go on stage and shit.

Being in half drunk stupor me, brandon, vicky, amy, andy, and Pnuts start watching jersey shore and then go back to their room to order pizza. Still drunk as fuck.

Saturday Morning: Perkins makes a mean breakfast they got this strawberry lemonade that is to die for. More voltex, by this point Kommisar is consumed by his desire to drink and win simultaneously. Play some melee, get wrekt by everyone. Go back to DDR and purposely went ghost after... some people came around. Then FFR meet up officially happened. I felt I made some connections with Quebec, and Vancouver crew (some people I just hadn't seen before and couldn't approach). Hateandwasted once more completely destroyed his back trying to lift 3 people (lol). Then the dinner happens.

Flowering Mango (god drink ask everyone here). 50 dollar bill at tuckers (swag.) Will giving the best followed by the most disrespectful speech (I almost cried laughing.) Hateandwasted once more chugged a pitcher of beer (once more goes straight broken fishtank on the room and it goes absolutely everywhere.) Leave and once more go to Thai's room. 10 shots later pretty damn destroyed or sick gotta burn off this alcohol dancing. We had a debate of whether or not the anime free was gay with some chick (she says bromance wtf). We all go out to the rave it begins.

Dance dance dance, talk a girl about voltex (this actually happened because of fucking Andy and Lurker lol. Squad.) Went dancing. Andy proceeds to not wingman for me and told me that a girl was following me AFTER we left. (Damn I'm clueless.) We go outside. Amazing rave on the outside but WAY too short (like seriously only felt like thirty minutes.) Kill it with a fuckton of the FFR crew (some of you guys really know how to party.) Leave and go back to room. Have the biggest heart to heart with Will. Everyone keeps tweaking my nipples because voltex. New testament becomes DLC, have heart to heart with trixiepuff (we like bros) and Amy becomes a very demanding drunk to say the least. Best part was me and brandon promised to show each other how hairy our asses were. He didn't stick up to the deal so I forcefully opened the door and mooned him and Vicky (turns out I showed them both a bit more than what they needed to see, because something slung backward. Physics). Back to our room sleep.

Sunday: Depressing breakfast it all ends soon. Back to Sheraton lurker leaves. I read Chris's new kancolle hentai for him to enjoy (in Japanese of course.) Spend most of the day in the rhythm game room catching up with whomever is left. Slowly everyone leaves and definitely gave pat the most Saddening goodbye. Danny Tran is a ****** btw. We wait out in the lobby for Thai and once more we say goodbye to quebec and realize sven is leaving for europe (no wonder why he went so ham.) Said goodbye to Will and Amy (still sad.) Then we go off to poutineville. It just so happens that Layne_CA Osu's former top canadian osu player was sitting right next to me. We had to take a picture together and I even offered my poutine as a sacrifice. He got an allergic reaction and I almost killed him. We go to Andy's house, pick up some shit, go back to thai's. Play more voltex and smash. Watch fucking Naruto and Yugioh until we all pass out.

Wake up on Monday and it was the most quiet ride. Like legit no one had said anything at all, but there was a reason. We all walk out of the car and say a really sad goodbye (I swear post con depression gets even worse everytime.) Go to airport and I arrive at the gate an hour early and this airport is fancy. Go home and then sleep.

Still sad but a bit better. DDR room was hype but won't be as hype as next year due to complications. Managed to gather some cool nicknames for those who have gotten wasted in the line of duty and quotes.
xwastedXmasterx
Hateandwasted
danceguy911

forever in our hearts.

"Yooo sameeeeee"
"Oh god it is so hairy."
"I love alcohol"
"Hey guys. I'm not even drunk"
"Not even Islam is enough to stop him."
"Ign rates the bible a 9.5 out of 10"
"Wait.... she's not here!" "Who?" "Who do you think?!"

Can't wait till next year my niggies.

For all those people I didn't mention directly. I still love you and my recollection of everything that went on, on both days due to being drunk is still hazy. So shoutouts to every single one of you and those I've talked to.