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Old 04-13-2015, 06:49 PM   #6
Zapmeister
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Default Re: Aarrghh Answers Everything

You're playing poker with a tiger, a kangaroo, a polar bear, an octopus, and a swan. You're holding Qd 10s and the flop is 9h Jc 3c. The tiger is looking very confident and alert, aggressively taps its paw on the table to check, and stares at you. The kangaroo folded preflop. The polar bear looks really laid-back and casual and also checks. The octopus is obsessively trying to decide which 2 of its arms to use to hold its cards, and is constantly switching its cards among its arms, and eventually bets 80% of the pot. The swan immediately folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How much does it hurt to get strangled?

What should I do with my bitcoins? (a) go long on 10x leverage (b) buy some more (c) hold (d) sell (e) short-sell (f) short on 10x leverage

How easy was it for you to unlock OMGWTFT0K3N, given that I know you read my advice about how to unlock it beforehand?
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r4: 8
r5: 3
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