View Single Post
Old 03-30-2015, 11:42 PM   #12
Arch0wl
Banned
FFR Simfile Author
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv
Age: 37
Posts: 6,344
Default Re: how cool would it be if you were a DRAGON

deal with the fact that my jaw structure potentially makes communicating with anyone else I formerly knew insanely difficult, especially if my tongue does not move in the way a human's does

deal with insane metabolic requirements for food since I am now insanely bigger than I used to be

adjust to intense loneliness and existential crises depending on how many other dragons exist and what my chances of finding another dragon to relate with are

rage on the regular because keyboards are made for human hands and googling anything with dragon claws is not at all easy

potentially have difficulty existing with any form of technology because as a dragon I may or may not qualify for personhood and therefore residency in any country

whether I can talk is frankly make-or-break because if I can talk then I'm raking in money from talk show appearances and media endorsements

that's all I can think of for now
Arch0wl is offline   Reply With Quote