03-30-2015, 11:42 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv
Age: 37
Posts: 6,344
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Re: how cool would it be if you were a DRAGON
deal with the fact that my jaw structure potentially makes communicating with anyone else I formerly knew insanely difficult, especially if my tongue does not move in the way a human's does
deal with insane metabolic requirements for food since I am now insanely bigger than I used to be
adjust to intense loneliness and existential crises depending on how many other dragons exist and what my chances of finding another dragon to relate with are
rage on the regular because keyboards are made for human hands and googling anything with dragon claws is not at all easy
potentially have difficulty existing with any form of technology because as a dragon I may or may not qualify for personhood and therefore residency in any country
whether I can talk is frankly make-or-break because if I can talk then I'm raking in money from talk show appearances and media endorsements
that's all I can think of for now
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