[HammyMcSquirrel]

Originally Posted by Sky Kitten

Going to pretty up the thread when I get a chance later on to make this a better birthday thread.

Shut up, I've got this.

Happy 30th Birthday Chaz!

So Chaz, today is your 30th birthday because that's what you've been telling people and we are taking your word for it. I personally haven't seen your birth certificate but I trust you because I love you. It's probably fake though.

We've been wonderful friends for many wonderful years and I can't believe how wonderful I find that to be. Why are you so old? I don't regret ever meeting you on that one dancing game website and I look forward to many more years of your presence in my heart.

This is the third paragraph of this post to show how special you are to everybody. Especially me. You deserve so much every day and even more on this day so I hope you got everything that you ever wanted like being around your loved ones and all that fuzzy feeling junk. Happy birthday, buddy. Have a lovely day today.

P.S. Don't you remember that?