[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, an ostrich, a panda, and a goldfish. You're holding Ad Kh and the flop is 9s 7s 9d. The tiger yawns really loudly and rolls around on its back and plays with its tail a bit, then confidently bets about half the pot. The ostrich had folded preflop. The panda, who had been asleep before this hand, is suddenly wide awake and while chewing on some bamboo, makes a minimum raise. The goldfish is too busy trying to day-trade cryptocurrencies instead of playing the game, and is automatically folded. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Yesterday, I went to bed at 2 in the afternoon and when I got up again it was half past midnight. It's 3:30am right now and I'm really hungry but everywhere is shut. I've lost all control over my life. What should I do?

What is the most fun thing that you can do with a spinny chair and a long corridor with a smooth floor?

How annoyed would you be if someone broke into your house while you were out and hid 100 alarm clocks set at random times to the Crazy Frog ringtone in random non-visible locations inside your house, so that throughout the next 12 hours you'd periodically hear Crazy Frog go off with no idea where the sound's coming from until you hunt down the responsible alarm clock? Who do you think would be most likely to do it to you?