Re: The Really Shitty gold stinger Pack that NO ONE will ProbAblY play RELEASED OH MY
As stated in another thread, I will now post a.. light review.
So, what have here? First of all, great download-speed, me living in Sweden, always have trouble downloading packs, but this one had a minimum of 500 kb/s.
Songlist:
20 Percent Cooler: Wow, with a song name like that, I had my hopes high, and they were fairly answered. A good start to a pack I have been avoided because of the thread-title.
Bohemian Rhapsody: YES YES YES! QUEEN ON THE FFR-FORUMS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Though I'm splitted regarding the chart. A little too much of bpm-changes, on the other side.. atleast they are on spots where one could expect them to be.
Darkomnis OP - Great Background! But that's about it.. It seems to be mandatory for "shitty" packs to feature files like this one.
Dedede Invades Equestria - Could not make this one too. Fair nonetheless.
Discord - This type of simfile is what I call the new generation of simfiles. Contains choppy-bpm-changes as I call them and the casual player should be able to beat it.
Female Cry - Ok, this one wasn't good, but hey, atleast I made 15-20 seconds!
I did this prior to a power outage - Well, it starts with a nice tune from FF7, but then stepmania crashed, I rest my case.
Intensive Care Unit - Fairly good though I only made 30 seconds. I could use x2 or x4, but the golden rule sounds: ALWAYS DO X1!
Make it special - Heu Heu, didn't make this one too, but the excerpt I got to play was endurable, lets leave it like that.
Otakuweedcock - The most interesting name in the pack. Got 15 seconds of it, and I can't say that I will rush to the computer and play this again.
Perfect Cherry Storm - 10 seconds, I understand more and more why shit is in the title.
Rainbow Factory - This tune sounded rad. Unfortunately it didn't took long before stepmania said "NOOO GOOD PLEASEEE NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" (It crashed.)
smile! - OK I give up, I'm not a reviewer how much I want it, couldn't make this one either.
spike - another one beats the dust.. but the game didn't crash!
Spooky Scary Skilletons - has potential, especially for those who can make it.
Tavi Scratch - This one had a somewhat good stepping, but the most fashionable about it was the lyrics, yeah, his voice was a bit irritating, but in someway it did lift me up from the other steps.
thomas in help me please - "Another day, another fifty thousand dollars" - Kevin Spaceys impersonation of Jack Nicholson
treasure town - Too many steps for my tasted..
Twilight sparkle stage - With not much hope left in this pack, this simfile engaged a love-sequence with my lightly sweaty fingers, and together they formed a bond without borders, yes, this was truly a sparkle in the pack!
When the tea party is over - OK THIS ONE! THIS WAS DELICIOUS! OVER 9000 BILLION! And I got an D on it! Phew, so close defeat! But wow!
Year of the bad dragon v2 - After too enjoyable charts, well, I had it coming, a file I almost did 30 seconds on!
Yuri Yuri Speedcore v2 - This music is hard for me to grab, and even if this was an easy-file with 20 steps total, I think I would have failed. I'm not sure why this kind of music year after after keeps coming, I mean, not even the japanese themselves listen to it? or do they?
Chinese letters - Childish War - This one I wish I had the capacity to make, I can do like 30-40 seconds, but then I must change to auto-play and let the computer do the work. Of course, practicing would do wonders, but for a song who is so far away from my ordinary music-taste.. I think I'll let the computer show why it is the best stepmania-player ever to have existed.
And there you have it!
Top-list of this pack:
1. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( The main reason I'm keeping this!)
2. When the party is over!!!!!!!!!!!! (Beautiful Beautiful Money!)
3. Twilight Sparkle Stage! (It was hard to figure out the bronze!)
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