[reuben_tate]

Results
You guys are too funny

Objective Scoring:
Results are in "<USER SCORE> <USER> <TWEET>" form. Those that are bolded will receive prizes. The random number that was selected was 0.168941.

1. 0.6017507530120482 Tarrik From To Amount Time Tarrik Sweet Angel 238,681 2013-12-24 17:18:02 Merry Christmas.
2. 0.6029575892857143 Guest15937 I must win. BECAUSE BUZZBOMB
3. 0.6701822916666667 omega_grunt666 I think I should win because post #666, It's santa's number.
4. 0.6716549295774648 Charu Double punctuation!! Double the meaninging!! Double the win!! MUFFINS!!
5. 0.6791466346153846 XelNya @Benguin I will step you a song for FFR. And it will have your name in it. (The title.) Or I'll kill the penguins with a chainsaw.
6. 0.6860695422535211 Sweet Angel I deserve to win because I will draw you a Piplup with a beard if I do.
7. 0.6908967391304348 Poison- I don't deserve to win.
8. 0.6924229452054794 badman7772 I deserve to win because I'm a really bad man, and nice guys finish last!
9. 0.7006944444444444 ssbmchamp I deserve to win because I don't like losing.
10. 0.7030691964285715 Zapmeister If I don't win, I will hire a zombie to duct tape you to a ceiling 9m off the ground while you sleep tonight. Nobody will help untangle you.
11. 0.7102521929824561 JohnRedWolf87 I deserve to win because both our avatars are Pokemon. :P
12. 0.7152478448275862 Zakvvv666 I deserve to win because yes.
13. 0.7171316964285714 Frederic54 I shall win this,or else my fellow sheep will curse you and you'll rainbow flag everything from now on,which is far worse than giving me #1!
14. 0.7227564102564102 TheSaxRunner05 Penguins don't have penises, true fact.
15. 0.7274671052631579 awein999 walrus orbiting a cucumber in a pillow case on the other side of the 6th winnie the poo trilogy
16. 0.730718085106383 YoshL https://soundcloud.com/daeris/nanisore NANISORE
17. 0.7329861111111111 EzExZeRo7497 I should win because we have a spiritual connection whenever we sleep at the same time, your snoring causes the most concord of dreams.
18. 0.7336128048780488 noname219 It's christmas, everybody deserve to win!
19. 0.7395833333333334 Fission i deserve to win because

The formula:

static double parseMessage(String message)
    {
        if(message.length() > 140)
        {
            return 0;
        }
        double sum = 0;
        for(int i = 0; i < message.length(); i++)
        {
            sum += message.charAt(i);
        }
        sum /= (message.length()*128);
        
        return sum;
    }

Subjective Scoring:
1. Sweet Angel: I'd really like to see that drawing
2. noname219: I like that Christmas spirit of yours! Thus, all participants will receive 500 credits in addition to any prizes they may have won.

Claiming Your Prize:
If you won in the objective category, send me a PM that lists your prize preferences for each of the 10 prizes in order from most preferred to least preferred. Sweet Angel, tell me which prize you would like from the subjective category; noname219 will receive the other prize.

EDIT: I just noticed how Tarrik's generosity is immediately being reciprocated back

EDITv2:

Originally Posted by Previously

Thus, all participants will receive 500 credits in addition to any prizes they may have won.

EDITv3: Ok, I sent out notification pm's to the winners Please get back to me as soon as possible (within 72 hours) or else your prize may be given to someone else >.<