[Mollocephalus]

1. When people smoke. It makes me rage to no end. i Hate the smell, i hate the stupidity of the act itself and what lies behind it and it drives me completely nuts. Drug usage in general is very irritating to me. If they are people i know well i generally punch them in the face and stress how much of a dipshit they are. I don't even try to convey a point, i just feel the urge to shit on their faces. Dumbfucks.

2. When someone you are with stops to say hi to a friend and instead of briefly greeting them they start talking and at the same time ignoring you, leaving you to awkwardly wait. Worse when they don't introduce you.

3. Shallow sluts and girls who try hard when they are in fact nothing special at all. Applies to guys as well.

4. Crowds of people (depending on the crowd)

5. People who keep checking their cellphone while talking to you