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Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a caterpillar, and a duck. You're holding 8d 4c and the flop is 4h 8h 9h. The tiger is looking really aggressive and menacing and thumps the table and wags its tail a lot and bets 9x the minimum. The caterpillar slowly backs away and folds. The duck looks intimidated but it calls. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

Call that shit. Still got two pair, make them think I've got a strong flush too

What's the greatest emotional attachment you've ever felt to an inaminate object?

Portal

In general, why aren't there playgrounds for adults?

There are, we just sleep in them as well

When was the last time you ran out of toilet paper in a situation that you desperately needed it and how did you cope?

Hasn't really happened. I have a huge stash of it at home and always check before sitting elsewhere. Worst case scenario if I don't wipe well enough it's a simple trip back to a bathroom to try again or have a shower.

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