08-23-2013, 04:49 PM
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plain old ugly ass dumbas
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 32
Posts: 3,304
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Re: Interesting day at work
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Originally Posted by DotKritic
Bought a 3-year service plan. I didn't buy one with my previous TV (Vizio 27" LCD) and regretted it. There were broken pixel lines along the right side of the TV. I lived with that TV for about 3 or 4 years before I had enough money set aside to buy my current TV.
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And then you decided to buy the same brand? You're a smart guy.
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Originally Posted by Jewpinthethird
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
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