[Zapmeister]

You're playing poker with a tiger, an ostrich, an owl, and a camel. You're holding 9h 9d and the flop is 6d 8s 7s. The tiger is looking really aggressive and slightly threatening but it seems to be focusing its gaze on the owl rather than you. It bets 4x the minimum. The ostrich waves its neck around a lot really aimlessly and then calls. The owl had already folded preflop and is actually asleep. The camel shuffles its chips around a lot but then it folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How did you choose your username?

Orange. Was the fruit named after the colour, or the colour named after the fruit, and where exactly does the British phone operator with the same name come into this?

If normal writing paper was edible, what difference would that make to today's society?