I tried to tell a somewhat coherent story through rap, hope this won't be too bad to your ears. :P Again, forgive my whiteness.
https://soundcloud.com/marionintendo/santas-sm-story
Old Santa was having a groovy day
With the elves and reindeers, he was O-K
Party in the North Pole twenty-four hours a day
To mix vodka with wine and then crash on the hay
In his hometown, the dude is pretty famous,
Partially for his factory, it's obvious,
But when he's drunk, Santa is a real mess
He can Triple-A Rave7... while playing chess!
Yeah, believe me. The dude's got skill.
In Sweden, he's the number one target to kill,
Not only because he is way too hardcore,
But because he also beat saiain and isaac's high scores!
One day he woke up after he had a blast
And remembered that his fun was never meant to last
Soon he would craft gifts for kids all over the planet
He came up with a plan, I don't think you can guess it?
He flew over to Pakistan, during the night
Took some random plastic items to give them new life,
Built himself a mega-computer with elf magic
And then burned stepmania on every single disc!
He wrapped them up with care, doing his own affair,
But suddenly, a weird scent replaced the air,
In the sky, people looked down at him with malice,
And shouted: "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST BY STEPMANIA POLICE"
Wow, stepmania police. Haven't heard about them in a long whille. I mean, sure they have their helicopter, their fancy car, but I don't think they stand a chance. No, I, Santa has his swag. So, you know, when they told him to raise his hands, get in the car, you know what he said? I'll tell you what he said, he said:
"Sons, what's this travesty, might I ask?
I never used double setup or judge 1 in my life!
I'm only spreading the word, before the game goes dead
You guys are really clueless, are your brains made outta lead?"
"Hold it!, " said captain officer Kommisar
Don't say a word or I'll crash your face in the wall.
Drop those copies of Stepmania or I'll lose my cool,
And share FFR instead, you tragic, immense fool"
Santa said "whoa". Couldn't find a reply.
He dropped the discs and blue birds started to fly (!?).
He said "fine, I'll share this game, but, god forbid,
Don't you dare take it down like tass and Synthlight did."
And here, my friends, is the end of our story
Of how our community came to be.
LIke Santa be cool, don't be a tool,
And a very merry christmas from me to you!