[Varia]

Woah man. That reminds me. I used to do tons of stupid things for small change...

This one time, my friend gave me a dollar to lick the rim of a trash can. Another time was licking the ground. Another time was eating some skittles or something somebody found. The worst, though, was sneak kissing girls for money. You know, you casually stroll by the girl, and when they least expect it, you give them a peck on the cheek or something. I was lucky they didn't file sexual harassment suits against me or anything. Oh yeah, I kissed the ugliest, stupidest, fattest girl ever. I hate her guts. Her family wanted to sue me because I called her a slut one day. I mean, she goes around wearing short shorts and tight T-shirts. She was just a huge, ugly, slobbering walrus oh my god. She liked me. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But I only called her a slut because she said something to me first. She said, `See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya`. That, in my mind, is much worse than being called a slut. would rather be a slut than a person nobody would ever have any interest in whatsoever. At least sluts get sex and stuff.

Sorry, off-topic.

To the guy that wants to pass himself out: Just get a friend to watch you and make sure you don't like fall over and hurt yourself. It' pretty simple.