[Varia]

Whatever, Spazzbite. Nosebleeds aren't embarrassing. What's embarrassing about nosebleeds is not realizing that you have one.

This one time I was just sitting down. Then my nose starts to run a little, so I casually wipe it off with my shirt sleeve. Then it runs a little more, so I wipe it off again. But it keeps running, so I wipe it off again, but this time I see red. I look down at my shirt and it has a whole bunch of blood on it and that sucked.

Ruined a perfectly nice shirt.

You know what would be embarrassing?

If your balls started bleeding. Then you would be having like a man period or something. And then one of the girls sitting next to you offers you a tampon.

Oh man...That would be grand.

And to the guy who wanted to know about passing yourself out.

What you do is bend yourself halfway over, and then start breathing in and out really fast, in kinda deep breaths for like 30 seconds. Then you stand yourself up, fill up your lungs with a deep breath, put your thumb in your mouth and blow on it, hard like. And in case you don't get the thumb part, I will explain it in more detail. Make a fist. Stick thumb out. Insert half of thumb into mouth. Create an airight barrier around your thumb with your lips. Blow.

Before you know it, you'll wake up a few minutes later not remembering what happened and wondering why you are on the ground.

And for safety reasons, try to do it in places that don't have a lot of things around. Like metal TV stands, or desks. I recommend a bed, or some other soft things that won't hurt you if you fall.

Passing someone else out is done in a similar fashion.

Bend over, breathe fast, stand up, deep breath yada yada. Beginning is the same.

Oh yeah, do this leaning up against a wall.

So after they take a deep breath and stand up, the 2nd person presses them against the wall with their hands. Hand placement is key. You can either place them in the middle of their chest, or more closer to the heart. I haven't done it in years, so I forget which is more effective. Try it out for yourself. You hold your hands there until the person passes out, which is usually recognized by the 1st person letting all of the air out of their lungs.

Oh yeah, sometimes it doesn't really work... I mean like, you do everything right, but the person doesn't pass out. Then their head hurts really bad for a little while. Surprisingly, the pain is very similar to that of brain freeze.

Sometimes the person passed out will do really strange things, like twitch, or jump around, or say stuff.

But sometimes bad things can happen. I passed my friend out, and he came back into consciousness, but his mentality level dropped to that of an 8 year old for about 3 hours. Good thing it was the middle of the night, and in my room. Oh, and he actually passed himself out that time.

To wake someone up from being passed out, just give them a good shake. Or if you're a jackass, you can slap them or something.

Passing people out is good fun and all, but there are also things you have to be really careful about, or else it can be really scary. I thought my friend was never going to return to his normal self. Lucky for me, he did.

Have fun, but be careful. If you do this with some of your friends, let them know the risks beforehand. But let them know it's fun, too, because it is. Just like drinking alone, passing yourself out just isn't fun, and potentially dangerous.