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All I've ever done was farted in class which isn't that bad

My god, that brought up something I just remembered. I had been holding in this fart all day long, and about 3/4ths into school I have English, and we were all reading quietly, and you wouldn't believe the humongous fart that came out of my sorry butt. It could be heard by absolutely everyone in the classroom, I'm guessing quite a few in the other next-door classrooms (no exaggeration, trust me.) and it echoed. Yup. It echoed through the classroom. Everybody stares at me and starts laughing and doing little silent "ewws" at the same time. I wasn't really embarrassed, I don’t get embarrassed easily.