[Varia]

I threw up at school the other week. Japanese PE classes suck. You don't do anything fun.

We were just running. Ad running and running and running. I felt really bad so I stopped, and everybody went on to the next exercise. Then I threw up bad. Like, more than a liter of barf. It was gross because there was just this big pool of barf on the field. everybody knew it was me who did it, but they didn't say anything. That is the worse kind of embarrassment.

When I was in 1st grade, I peed my pants because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.

When I was in 7th grade, I kind of pooped my pants because I really super had to go but my teacher wouldn't let me. That was really bad because poop smells a lot.

In 8th grade, it was cool for a while to make people pass out. My friend passed me out in history class, and I just kind of fell over like a tree, hitting my head on a metal TV stand and then falling into a bunch of desks. Everybody came running over and was like "Are you OK?!". I had no idea what was going on so I said "Wha....huh? (jumbled words) Why does my head hurt? Why am I on the ground?". That one was kind of embarrassing. I'll never forget it, though. Man, passing people out is fun. They do weird things like jump around and say stuff while they're out.

In like 2nd grade, I was walking home from school and then this weiner dog starts chasing me. So I am running back home as fast as my little legs will take me, crying, running from a weiner dog. Then these kids from my class come driving by pointing and laughing and giggling and stuff.

Man, admitting I pooped my pants is going to set me back a whole bunch of cool points.