[suicidalmuskrat]

Home schooled people are weird ....

Anyways, I have one. Not so much embarassing, as just strange and funny. I went to a private christian highschool, and we had chapel every tuesday and thursday. Usually there are guest speakers, or sketches, and singing, etc...I wasn't a big fan of chapel, so I usually skipped it or showed up late. That day I showed up late, so I just sat at the side of the bleachers. As time went by I got tired, so I layed down on my back, and closed my eyes. At the end of chapel, there was a sketch which basically consisted of one of the band geeks to be dressed up like the energizer bunny (bunny ears, bass drum), and he was just going to enter, and walk across the gym pounding his bass drum (to reinforce the idea that God's love keep's going and going, or something like that...). I was pretty much sleeping at this point, so the bunny-man starts pounding his bass drum, right behind me, walking into the gym. So he steps ON MY FACE, falls over, drops the bass drum ON MY FOOT (I still have a scar to this day, because I happened to wear my half shoes/half sandals that day)...So I yell "AHH, THE BUNNY STEPPED ON MY BLOODY HEAD." So that's it.