[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by GSGtheInsane

Well, I'm not a very good DDRer(Basic/Light/whatever), so, me and my cousin were just browsing for songs, right... and this 4-year old girl just walks right around us, and slams the button.
PARANOiA Basic. (DDR 4th Mix Plus, difficulty 6. I can barely handle 4.)
We never had a chance. And then, she thinks she can dance, the jumps up and down on one arrow. I was trying to get her off, and then, after we fail the song, wasting our money, her daddy comes and gets her off.

These people need to look after their kids, dangit!

I fuckin swear this gives me a new reason to hate those infant demons we call "Children" or "Kinder" in German. Besides from strangling Arch, now I am going to go to Funtastics and maliciously kick little boys and girls in their lower torso. That aughta teach those little children of Satan.