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ayanepuck · 01-29-2005, 11:29 PM

Van Helsing---complete CRAP. Kate Beckinsale couldn't keep a dialect to save her life....Hugh Jackman wasn't doing a great job, either....(for another dialect screw up...watch Cameron Diaz in Gangs of New York...wow.) Another thing about this mound of feces in movie form is that all the stories of Dracula (or vampires in general), Frankenstein, and Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde were combined to make some piece-of-expletive film about a supernatural bounty hunter. Bad. Very bad.

Matrix Revolutions---like Matrix Reloaded it blew major forms of anus. The movie moron twins should have stopped at the first one....anyone who casts Keanu Reeves in more than one movie on purpose should be shot. The End.

As for Lord of the Rings 3, 2 was better. Enough said. Man, I hate Liv Tyler...she has to be one of the ugliest women in cinema.

Shrek 2? Wow. Shrek wasn't even that good....but I guess it is okay for people with an IQ equal to that of a doorknob. Eddie Murphy as a donkey who never shuts up....who's idea was that, because someone needs to be put out of their misery.

I will say that X2 was pretty good. Nightcrawler was done exceptionally well, I thought. The scene at the beginning was amazing....the acting is sub-par, and the adaptation of the comic books isn't what I would like it to be....but I am not writing it, so I guess I can't complain. As far as sticking it with the "year's best" I would have to say no. It is just another action flick and excuse to show a woman naked. (Well....somewhat naked. She does have 8 hours of blue laytex paint work done on her body.)

01-29-2005, 11:29 PM	#32
ayanepuck FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: Waco, Texas Posts: 110	Van Helsing---complete CRAP. Kate Beckinsale couldn't keep a dialect to save her life....Hugh Jackman wasn't doing a great job, either....(for another dialect screw up...watch Cameron Diaz in Gangs of New York...wow.) Another thing about this mound of feces in movie form is that all the stories of Dracula (or vampires in general), Frankenstein, and Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde were combined to make some piece-of-expletive film about a supernatural bounty hunter. Bad. Very bad. Matrix Revolutions---like Matrix Reloaded it blew major forms of anus. The movie moron twins should have stopped at the first one....anyone who casts Keanu Reeves in more than one movie on purpose should be shot. The End. As for Lord of the Rings 3, 2 was better. Enough said. Man, I hate Liv Tyler...she has to be one of the ugliest women in cinema. Shrek 2? Wow. Shrek wasn't even that good....but I guess it is okay for people with an IQ equal to that of a doorknob. Eddie Murphy as a donkey who never shuts up....who's idea was that, because someone needs to be put out of their misery. I will say that X2 was pretty good. Nightcrawler was done exceptionally well, I thought. The scene at the beginning was amazing....the acting is sub-par, and the adaptation of the comic books isn't what I would like it to be....but I am not writing it, so I guess I can't complain. As far as sticking it with the "year's best" I would have to say no. It is just another action flick and excuse to show a woman naked. (Well....somewhat naked. She does have 8 hours of blue laytex paint work done on her body.)