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Cowboy rap motherfucker six shooter at my side
got my spurs dug deep in my honky-tonk ride
yo we ride all day and we drink all night
eatin chili singing songs by the motherfucking fire light

smokin' cigs shootin bitches who aint know that I'm the law
what? you thought that I was queer like in that flick you saw
Nah man fuck that I like my bitches in heels
with a big fucking ass and some bigger fucking wagon wheels
The bitches want my barrel and they suck it till I shoot
then they all wanna cuddle but I give em the fucking the cowboy boot

Cowboy rap motherfucker got the badge in my hand
all the motherfucking deputies obey my command
the whole world's in fucking love with my looks and my wit
I'm like barack obama cept I'll shoot up your shit

some ho comes to my camp and she's cryin and shit
I motion to my lap and I tell that bitch to sit
said some bitches stole her diamonds and are headed out west
said she whined and she whined till she heard I was the fucking best
says she aint got nothin, and I says it's ok
I say we can work out some other way for you to pay
I smile and I nod and I tell you folks that
that bitch got an ass like a ten gallon hat

Cowboy rap motherfucker we ride straight into the night
after shit settles down after a quick ass fight
Sometimes I want to chill out maybe stay for a week
but then I'm like naw man I'd lose my fucking mystique
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This was just too good to confine to ffya.