[Spazzbite]

"1. Trust. It sounds kind of silly, but you can trust Nintendo more than Sony. Sony stuff breaks too easily. My friend had his PlayStation 2 break down after he accidentally dropped it down the stairs. Nintendo products don’t break."

If you accidentally drop a PS2 down STAIRS, it deserves to break on you. Maybe I should mention that my Game Boy Color fell off my computer desk and didn't work since.

" New Cocktail: The Reggie

1/3 Tequila: To Kick YOUR ASS!
2/3 Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan: These are the names you take!"

You do not mix Tequila with a Jack Daniel. But if you do, hopefully you take the 1/3 as 1/3 of a GALLON so you die from a god damn heartattack.

" Goomba Safety Tip #2

Fire is hot. If you see Mario wearing his white trousers, get lost! He shoots fire at you! "

No Shit.

I don't care if this is a joke or not. As soon as I find an e-mail addy on here, this fucker is mine.