[Beethovens mask]

At a sleep over me and my friend hand cuffed a guy sleeping to a big box full of legos. He rolled over in the middle of the night, and the box didn't roll with him. He broke his arm.


Me and my friends were having a rubber band gun fight, and this kid had advanced to far forward. He was hiding behind a trash can and I walked over to him and he popped up. I pulled up my hand gun and shot him in the eye. He had to have surgery. Darn Rubber Bands.