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chickens of life: math
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
shortcut: 17+74-42.3
2 What's 4.8 * 9.57 ?
shortcut: 4.8*9.57
3 What is seven times forty-five?
shortcut: 7*45

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chickens of life: what is your mom divided by me?
SmarterChild: What is my mom divided by you? Hmm... I don't know.
chickens of life: YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: I think it's your mom.
chickens of life: NO
SmarterChild: I see...
chickens of life: CAUSE
SmarterChild: Because what?
chickens of life: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I had sex with my mom.
chickens of life: LAST NIGHT
SmarterChild: Last night?
chickens of life: AT YOUR HOUSE
SmarterChild: Why at my house?
chickens of life: BECAUSE I WAS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: Hmm...

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chickens of life: WASNT I?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.

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chickens of life: I THINK YOU'RE WRONG!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I'm wrong.