[Reptile5000]

Leap day is the most awesome day ever.



I was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.

The first walked up to me and pushed his cigarette into the my pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to me and spat into my milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to me and turned over the my plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, I quietly left the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."