[SysRq]

Some kid was playing it on his laptop in Panera. I had played Stepmania for like a year or so and at first I thought that's what it was. Then I realized it was a flash thing, so I asked him about it. I'm trying to remember what song he was playing, it might have been Zelda remix or something. I asked if I could play a song and he said no. So I poured coffee on him and stole his laptop. I stole his account, too. His username was SysRq, and I just never logged him out. Then I played Vertex BETA vROFL with my dick.

Then Bowser showed up but I kicked his ass. Mario gave me a high-five and a mushroom. I still have it if you wanna see a picture of it.

Oh, the real story is that I was looking for a place to upload my sims and I just stumbled upon FFR. I didn't play for the longest time because I thought Stepmania was better. I later swallowed my pride and started playing.