[Privateer]

Can I call you Dickwad? I really prefer it. I will call you Dickwad and you can call me Fuckface. Dickwad and Fuckface--can you see us?--holding hands on the white chair. I will brush my hands across your twill pants. I will feed you cake and compliment your teeth. You can smoke in the living room; it¹s okay, really. You will bring in the paper and then will you fold my socks? I will let out shrill screams when I congratulate you on your promotion to Project Manager. I will hang my arms around your neck and wrap my legs around your waist. I will lick your eyeball. It will taste like copper. If you let me call you Dickwad. Will you? Yes. If you let me watch you. If you call me Fuckface.

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