[jewpinthethird]

Simple things are the best.

1. Like wearing really short shorts, exposing your extremely skinny/white legs to everyone making them very uncomfortible
2. Saying things that make people question your sexuallity.
3. Eating ten pounds of bacon in one sitting.
4. Making people laugh
5. People rocking out to your music.
6. Finding money on the street.
7. Using that money to buy drugs.

You know, the little things in life.