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Originally Posted by ToxicShadow

so wait

let me get this straight

blazze's parents were carrying him one day (together, presumably) and then they dropped him (intentional??)

after this, they left him on the ground, bleeding and dying, and then signed onto the internet and posted porn everywhere they could

then god was like "fuccen trolls" and in anger he shot a magical fusiony-intelligence-draining beam at blazze's parents, who were mashed into one being

who became a retard

am i reading you correctly

WTF are you talking about? BLAZZE was dropped as a baby and that's how he became a retard by posting porn everywhere.