[korny]

Originally Posted by fastfingers65

Korny,I would like to hear one.

Ok. Tell me what you think about this. In my dream i'm sitting in the living room at my parents house and were playing some board game. in the middle of the living room there's this strange rectangular object with a lock on the top of it. Well, while were playing the game my parents say something that pisses me off for some reason so i threaten them telling them i'm going to jump inside the box. They immediately freak out saying Jordan don't ! I make my towards it and lift open the top of it like the lock wasn't even there and its only about i'd say 4x3x3 in volume. well at the bottom of the box figure is the same as the top. a lock but as i step my foot inside i kick the bottom and it pops open and theres a completely different world. Inside is a classroom full of kids around ages 7-8. So i jump in hearing my parents screaming in the background. As i land on the ground harshly i open my eyes and i'm 7 years old but my right arm is deformed. It resembled a tentacle like figure but all the other kids were deformed too in there own way. When i stand up the teacher in the room tells me to find my seat and introduce myself. When i tell everyone my name is jordan everyone looks at me like i'm a freak and starts busting out laughing and i'm left clueless. They then start shouting things like what kind of name is that and what planet are you from jokingly and just other rants like that. The teacher then tells everyone in the class to introduce themselves one by one and all of them have weird names like ena-ion-78 or jardis-4-magyar but they say the word hyphen out loud when they say there names. everyones name sounds like that except one kid in the room named brandon. He looks at me and says your frm the other world aren't you and i look at him nodding my head saying yeah i am . He warns me to keep my mouth shut for fear of death and i look at him puzzled asking him how do you mean and then immediately this lady in the back of the room that i hadn't noticed before tells me to shut the **** up and all the other kids repeat after her and i'm like ok? So i ask to use the bathroom and the teacher lets me so i get out in the hallway and there are hundreds of dead bodies on moving tables being pushed up and down the hall way by weird squid like human nurses its very hard to explain. so as i squeeze past all the tables making my way toward the front of the building i approach the principals office and i ask him where the bathroom is and he points directly at a blank wall and says nothing and i'm like ok? so i head the opposite way down the hallway and finally find a bathroom. when i open the door its a huge tile room with only two bathroom stalls but no barriers to hide yourself from the other person who might be peeing. As i look around i see what looks like a retarded person bend over and taking a dump in a standing urinal and does it so fast it boggles my mind. he stands up quickly and warns me to watch out because his arms are made of metal blades but it's not like he ever approached me he just kinda warned me and walked off exiting the bathroom. i then pee in the bathroom and then say to myself i've got to leave this place so i get back in my classroom after sliding past all the dead bodies again and ask brandon to stall the classroom and he agrees. He immediately yells over and over MY NAME IS CHARLIE ,CHARLIE, CHARLIE! and for some reason the teacher and all the kids get PISSED off and start beating the crap out of him so i quickly grab the teachers stool and place it on the desk and get ontop of it but when the teacher realizes what i'm doing she heads towards me but i pop the box like figure that is on the ceiling and a drak green hand grabs mine and lifts me up and pulls me back into the real world and the dream ends.

If that's not a weird dream i don't know what is. I have a lot of weird dreams like that