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NotSoFarOff: once upon a time
NotSoFarOff: there was a young girl named johnny
Wilkini Evili: yay exposition
NotSoFarOff: everybody made fun of her because she had a ****ing boy's name
NotSoFarOff: they said mean things like
NotSoFarOff: "You're name is Johnny but you're a girl! Haha!"
NotSoFarOff: "You're a BOYYYYY! HEHE"
NotSoFarOff: "You're parents must really hate you. Haha you're a ****ing dyke!"
NotSoFarOff: "You're."
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: "Johnny want to come to the strip club with us tonight? Oh wait you're a GIRL!"
Wilkini Evili: I'm glad this story is going somewhere.
Wilkini Evili: But apparently young boys are going to strip clubs.
NotSoFarOff: johnny was cried every night
Wilkini Evili: was cried
NotSoFarOff: ((shut the **** up I'm tired and I'm combining different ideas into one and not bothering to edit them so **** you prick))
NotSoFarOff: johnny was cried
NotSoFarOff: every night
NotSoFarOff: until one day
Wilkini Evili: who uses double parentheses besides aol rp'ers
NotSoFarOff: when she turned 12 and three fifths
Wilkini Evili: i sense climax approaching
NotSoFarOff: she got a myspace
Wilkini Evili: uh oh but shes not 13 yet more rising action
NotSoFarOff: the internet knew her as joanne
NotSoFarOff: and she started talking to another 12 year old girl named susie
NotSoFarOff: they messaged each other back and forth
NotSoFarOff: many lol's were sent and a good time was had by all
NotSoFarOff: then one day
NotSoFarOff: they decided to get together
NotSoFarOff: they both agreed that they would meet at "joanne's" house to play with barbies and **** like that
NotSoFarOff: so on this fateful day susie showed up at johnny's house
NotSoFarOff: except susie was actually a 47 year old drunken man cosplaying as beast from xmen
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: he knocked on her door
NotSoFarOff: she opened it
NotSoFarOff: and said
NotSoFarOff: "wtf"
NotSoFarOff: he lol'd
NotSoFarOff: forced himself into her house and pulled her into her parent's bedroom
NotSoFarOff: tied her down onto the bed
NotSoFarOff: duct taped her mouth
NotSoFarOff: popped in a video of xmen and watched it with her while stroking her hair for the next 3 hours
NotSoFarOff: the end
Wilkini Evili: ty
NotSoFarOff: jk you wish
NotSoFarOff: after the xmen marathon he ****ed her until she bled
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: about 14 and a half hours into this brutal rape
NotSoFarOff: her mom and dad walked out of the bathroom naked and looked over to the bed in shock
NotSoFarOff: the dad said
NotSoFarOff: "the **** johnny what's going on"
NotSoFarOff: the cosplaying rapist looked confused for a second
NotSoFarOff: and then lol'd to himself
NotSoFarOff: then he said
NotSoFarOff: "your name is actually johnny lmfao god what a dyke"
NotSoFarOff: he then strangled her to death
Wilkini Evili: o
NotSoFarOff: then the rapist and the parents had a threesome on top of the dead body
NotSoFarOff: the end