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Master_of_PARANOiA 01-17-2004 06:28 PM

DONT THINK ABOUT THE BOLDED SENTENCE FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lewis Black
When from behind me a young woman of 25 uttered the following. it was the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected vice president of the United States. She said “If it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”
...DON'T, DON'T think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes or blood will shoot out your nose

well, anyone kno what that could mean? "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

if you think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes, youre likely to have an anuerism

Moogy 01-17-2004 06:54 PM

*aneurysms*

chillywilly 01-17-2004 10:55 PM

haha i have that on dvd...why is this in CT?

Master_of_PARANOiA 01-17-2004 10:58 PM

cuz u have to think critically about the sentence to figure it out, but if u think about it for longer than 3 mins ull die

Anonymous 01-17-2004 11:11 PM

cuz
ull

lolololololol

HNJhack 01-18-2004 12:39 AM

no, the better one was" oralsex should be an Olympic sport, ... cuz if you're any good at it you deserve a medal!! ^_^

Feuergeist 01-18-2004 01:30 AM

ow, im getting a headache

everything i think about it, i start chucklying then my eyes bulge :bulb:

alainbryden 01-18-2004 01:30 AM

I like the horse part. Definately the forté of this post.

makaveli121212 01-18-2004 10:58 AM

thats from conspiracy theory isnt it...

VxDx 01-18-2004 07:02 PM

You know what's great?

It's when you retell a joke by a great commedian over the internet, and it loses all it's humor and then you put it in the critical thinking forum.


And then alainbryden misuses the word forte (<-no I don't have a fancy pants accent mark). Yeah, I think that just might be the definition of great.

Master_of_PARANOiA 01-18-2004 07:04 PM

lol, ur post was the definition of great. i really wanted to kno wat that sentence meant tho...

lightdarkness 01-18-2004 08:20 PM

i dont get it
please explian

Master_of_PARANOiA 01-18-2004 08:31 PM

get what?

dancingmaniac3 01-18-2004 08:31 PM

i dont get it either. i thought about it for 5 mins. im still alive. lol. i didnt get it yet.

dontcareaboutmyid 01-22-2004 12:54 PM

You need to switch your mindset a few notches above extremly perverse and a few notches below Ben stine in the clear eye's commercial.

All about the mind sets.

Freak83 01-22-2004 02:04 PM

Freak83 does not get it...

evil-_-_-chEEsE 01-23-2004 08:46 PM

WTH
 
errrr this makes no sence.... 10 min here... im still alive!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 01-23-2004 09:26 PM

wtf is it like her voice was horse and she couldnt speak

Cenright 01-23-2004 09:47 PM

Well the clean way is that her horse kicked her and so instead of spending that year in college, she probably was in the hospital. BUT, the way she said it, she was happy, meaning something happened that wouldn't have happened if she was in college. (Man of her dreams of less stress from her parents)


Thay have another meaning though, but I don't need to go any further than that, because it is just sick.


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