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Whoa, wtf
This kid I just talked to was tweaking cuz his dog bit his ****ing eye out....how scary is that?
Devin says: its black Devin says: my true color Bobby says: is it like popped right out or just looks bigger? Bobby says: haha Devin says: its popped right out Bobby, geez your dumb, i clearly said it 5 million times Bobby says: like just hanging there.... Devin says: ahhhhhhhh Devin says: its OUT Bobby says: no way Bobby says: lol Bobby says: that would be freaky Bobby says: its like sitting on ur cheeck? Devin says: ITS OUT, ITS IN MY HAND Devin says: you might see tomorrow if i can go to school Bobby says: no way Bobby says: lol Bobby says: thats ****ed up Devin says: yup im serious Bobby says: why arent u going to the hospital Devin says: why would i lie about that Devin says: cuz my dad and mom arent home Devin says: and it doesnt hurt Devin says: so i will wait for them to get home without panicing so i can get a ride to the Hospital Bobby says: whoa Bobby says: did it bleed alot? Devin says: its all over the keyboard....i tried to fill the hole in with kleenex but the blood went right through it Bobby says: wtf! Bobby says: man....that sux Bobby says: ur gonna like need a patch Devin says: i know its actually starting to hurt now Bobby says: damn Devin says: your smart what do i do?? Devin says: im scared Devin says: im too young to die Bobby says: u wont die lol Bobby says: when r they (parents) coming home? Devin says: in like a half an hour Bobby says: hmmm Bobby says: u should like lie down so the blood stays in the eye or something Devin says: i think that a bad thing to do cuz then the blood will flood my brain Bobby says: oh shi....didn't think of that one Devin says: man...im scared Bobby says: call 911 Bobby says: do it Devin says: ok 1 sec Devin says: ahhhhhhhhhhhh they are busy Bobby says: bull Bobby says: theyre never busy Devin says: i cant get through Bobby says: **** Devin says: lol Devin says: **** Devin says: im screwed Bobby says: do u feel dizzy or nething? Bobby says: weak? Devin says: i feel weak Bobby says: jesus Devin says: and i cant see out of my one eye Bobby says: well ya.. Bobby says: oh.... Bobby says: wait, which one? Devin says: no i can see out of the one that is in my hand Bobby says: wtf? Devin says: but not the one still attached Devin says: i know its ****ed up Bobby says: what does it look like? Devin says: frankenstein Bobby says: man thats messed lol Devin says: oh theres my parents brb Bobby says: k Devin says: lol brb Devin says: ****...it was just the paperboy Bobby says: oh christ Bobby says: keep trying 911 then Devin says: i am Devin says: ****ing phone Devin says: ahhhhhhhh i just broke the phone Bobby says: what? Bobby says: lol Devin says: i got mad and threw it Bobby says: calm down man Bobby says: where do u live? Bobby says: i'll call them Devin says: hahahhahaha Bobby says: u were kidding...? Devin says: no Devin says: i cant remember where i live Devin says: im all random now Bobby says: well.. Bobby says: thats not good Bobby says: go to ur neighbors house man Bobby says: before it gets worse Bobby says: serious (There was like a 5 minute pause I was like freaking out) Bobby says: u there? Bobby says: Devin?! (Few moments) Devin says: ok thanks man Bobby says: omg wtf dont do that to me man Devin says: ok dont call 911 im good now, my dad is home and taking me to the hospital, cya tomorrow man Bobby says: umm k Bobby says: bye.. Almost gave me a heart attack o.O |
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wtf you have strange friends.
ps go for the FC, try upping your cmod or w/e |
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Oh yeah, this is in the brag board, so nice MA, it's much better than I could do.
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uhhhhhh.
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bs
no, seriously, I don't believe this |
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(i forgot to put this in my last post)
make vids with judge/ini |
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shut up cetaka
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I'm kinda doubting his story too I guess I'll find out tomorrow
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holy **** lol... no way he's telling the truth
i'd FLIP THE **** OUT if my eye was in my hand, not typing on MSN, **** that |
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biggest bull**** story ive ever read
tell your friend to **** his anus with a cucumber |
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Will do Hayden...that is if he's lying
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I find it hard to believe, some of the story sounds made up.
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If thats seriously real, im keeping that conversation for the rest of my life lol.
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Yes
He is sitting there typing with one hand while aiming his other eye that is in his hand and bleeding at the screen to see what he's doing. Bull****. |
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can any of you actually fathom how painful that would be yeah, doesn't hurt? thats like gettin rimjobbed by kils parents |
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lmfao no way your friend is telling the truth Bobby says: i cant tell man he went offline after that sertman says: **** if my eye popped out i'd ****ing flip out Bobby says: he said it didnt hurt sertman says: i'd still flip out Bobby says: ya lol true sertman says: it's my ****ing eye lol Bobby says: lol nah seriously tho...he takes my bus so i can find out tomorrow morning if he bsed it or not sertman says: call him Bobby says: hes at the hospital and i dunno his number sertman says: call his house lol look it up see if his parents are home Bobby says: lol ill try i dunno his last name tho sertman says: why not Bobby says: i dunno...i dont talk to him much hes not in my grade sertman says: check the school directory it'll probably ring a bell Bobby says: k brb sertman says: if he rides your bus than maybe he lives close to you so look for close street names Bobby says: ya i think he lives a few vlocks away k k found his last name in my yearbook gettin the phone book now sertman says: k Bobby says: im sure there arent any other Pugliese's in the phonebook lol sertman says: lol Bobby says: k calling lol...he better not pick up sertman says: haha Bobby says: well his mom picked up she said she got home and he wasnt there sertman says: no ****ing way Bobby says: he musta ran off lol sertman says: well is his dad home Bobby says: no sertman says: holy **** maybe he isn't bull****ting Bobby says: perhaps |
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oh and for the record if your eye popped out of the socket it wouldn't be bleeding unless something was severed badly
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The story still sounds bull****, but all I'm saying is that not feeling pain at first is perfectly believable. |
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