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leonid 07-30-2018 06:12 AM

If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
You are given a chance to own one of anything* you ever wanted. What's your call?

*Restrictions: It must be something of substance (= An item. Can't be a concept or ability). You can have only one of it. (No "A million Ferraris") It must be something that exists in real life. (No "A dragon")

SKG_Scintill 07-30-2018 06:35 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
had a bit of a thought about it

but a cure for cancer I'd only have 1, so I'd have to very delicately transport it to a medical research center and convince them that it manifested out of thin air as I don't know what it is or how it works.
also I'd be flirting with the rule of it existing in real life

a cure for my chronic bowel issues would have the same problem

proof of the existence or non-existence of extraterrestrial life would be neat to know, but otherwise useless

a decently large house would be nice but I'd have no means to maintain it

a steady job that I enjoy doesn't have substance so that's out of the question

so I'd settle with a woman who'd love me

SpaceGorilla 07-30-2018 07:09 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
longer donger


or something with high resale value like a big ass boat so i could turn it over for profit

Coolboyrulez0 07-30-2018 07:25 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A Quick Death

Funnygurl555 07-30-2018 07:30 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
same as spacegorilla. sell the one thing for a lot of $$$$

i guess owning a super successful business would mean i'd have money for both now and potentially for future generations, so maybe that instead

edit: hmm, if it wasn't something i would just sell though... that's a lot harder lmao

prolly a big house on an expensive piece of land (guess property taxes would still suck though) because home values are fairly stable, so i could give the house to my kids

if i'm thinking of something i'd want for mostly myself, i can't think of a thing of substance that i'd really want. i'd want an ability haha
or i guess a person who'd love me, like scintill said
maybe that, if i loved the person back

Chubisque 07-30-2018 07:48 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Stepmania

Staiain 07-30-2018 07:51 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A special someone to cuddle with me when I'm feeling down


wait a person's not a thing right



hmmm



I'd go with uhhh, a bigger apartment with a hobby room and an extra bedroom

SKG_Scintill 07-30-2018 07:58 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Funnygurl555 (Post 4637698)
or i guess a person who'd love me, like scintill said
maybe that, if i loved the person back

I intentionally left that open to fate

Mahou 07-30-2018 08:05 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
House of my dreams

Travis_Flesher 07-30-2018 10:12 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
The new iphone

Rapta 07-30-2018 11:18 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A large three story house.

rushyrulz 07-30-2018 11:46 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
a kilogram of Francium

Spenner 07-30-2018 12:07 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Just a big plot of land that no one will try to take

mellonxcollie 07-30-2018 12:35 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I agree with funngurl. either something to sell, or a business that could continually make profit for me. Or possibly a very nice apartment building, that I could live in and also rent out to friends and also to renters for $$$

dolla dolla bill ya'll

SKG_Scintill 07-30-2018 12:41 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
a large house comes at such a price though
you may get the house for free, but not the insurances, the taxes, the heating, the bullshit, the drama, the guns, the armor, home repair, etc.

rayword45 07-30-2018 12:58 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
One check for a few billion dollars

komochii 07-30-2018 01:25 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
My anime gf to be real

Or maybe having a nice squishy bum to use as a pillow, hmm

Moria 07-30-2018 02:13 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
No answer. I wouldn't appreciate something if it were given to me at no cost.

icontrolyourworld 07-30-2018 02:31 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A gold 400 troy ounce brick

Celirra 07-30-2018 02:58 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I wouldn't say no to a nice smoked meat sandwich right now

komochii 07-30-2018 03:09 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
i could also go for a good bap right now

kommisar 07-30-2018 07:47 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A house in the bay area


basically prints money

Psychotik 07-30-2018 08:14 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I wish I could wish for conceptual things. I don't want anything else.

V-Ormix 07-30-2018 08:42 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
sosig is the easy part the concept is to have the money to get the plastic surgery of that live forever dude so you can shove the sosig in you'r e perfect face

edit: I WANT UNLIMited wishes cuz IAM a douche bag I WISH I WAS a fish

WhatWhat123 07-30-2018 09:15 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by V-Ormix (Post 4637771)
sosig is the easy part the concept is to have the money to get the plastic surgery of that live forever dude so you can shove the sosig in you'r e perfect face

are you doing the ok, my guy

choof 07-30-2018 10:36 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
i've had my fair share of awful wishes at the hands of many a dungeon master so i'm gonna pass on this one

rushyrulz 07-31-2018 09:24 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rushyrulz (Post 4637719)
a kilogram of Francium

Quote:

Originally Posted by choof (Post 4637775)
i've had my fair share of awful wishes at the hands of many a dungeon master so i'm gonna pass on this one

Yeah they'd probably give it to me in a cup of water.

komochii 07-31-2018 09:48 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
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dAnceguy117 07-31-2018 10:11 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
wwyd 1 wish

WhatWhat123 08-1-2018 10:22 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
i wish my palms WEREN'T sweaty

mrpreggers 08-1-2018 09:21 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
i could really use a new bike

Arch0wl 08-2-2018 05:44 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
neuschwanstein castle

drizzleRomanceGirl 08-2-2018 02:10 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
for there to be an afterlife forever and for everyone to still be theirselves (yes i know it's themselves) forever unless they don't want to exist anymore

Ghost_Medley 08-2-2018 03:33 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I'd probably wish for society's standards to improve, then a lot of other changes will consequentially follow in suit.


Quote:

Originally Posted by choof (Post 4637775)
i've had my fair share of awful wishes at the hands of many a dungeon master so i'm gonna pass on this one

Warning: Even worse is if you try and let your libido make a wish for you.

URL 08-2-2018 06:48 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I know I can't wish for concepts but please let heaven be an infinite library with an infinite whiteboard so I can unlock access to all of mankind's secrets.

Also, pretty please let me in?

choof 08-2-2018 07:05 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost_Medley (Post 4637920)
Warning: Even worse is if you try and let your libido make a wish for you.

i'm letting my libido manifest in dnd as my half-elf sorcerer trying to fuck tieflings

CHICKENRUNNER 08-2-2018 08:02 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A Bucket of chicken

Shikari 08-3-2018 01:09 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
time

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 12:56 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I want a cute girlfriend with colorful hair (non-natural colors, like green, blue, crimson, purple, e.t.c), a liking for bad dragon, a world class gamer, a very naughty girl in the sheets, a high level of intelligence, amazing creative skill, and a liking for Seth MacFarlane shows.

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 01:18 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSM (Post 4640595)
high level of intelligence and a liking for seth macfarlane shows, im p sure op asked for a realistic wish

Family guy had plenty of clever episodes in the earlier seasons.

And yes, it is a realistic wish, there's girls like that out there, like nerdy furry chicks that are stacked. Those totally exist, just haven't seen any IRL, only on the internet.

icontrolyourworld 08-13-2018 02:08 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
actually now that i think about it
more than anything i want to be healthy and have my strength back
or an android body like genos in one punch man

choof 08-13-2018 09:07 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640593)
I want a cute girlfriend with colorful hair (non-natural colors, like green, blue, crimson, purple, e.t.c), a liking for bad dragon, a world class gamer, a very naughty girl in the sheets, a high level of intelligence, amazing creative skill, and a liking for Seth MacFarlane shows.

lmfao

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 09:36 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by choof (Post 4640627)
lmfao

How is it funny that I’m wanting an ideal partner for me?

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 11:25 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSM (Post 4640641)
that's not the funny part and its flying over your head completely

What’s the joke then?

Arch0wl 08-14-2018 04:16 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640656)
What’s the joke then?

I'm not going to comment more about this so as not to start unnecessary conflict, so you don't need to rebut what I'm saying. you can have the last word if you want.

anyway --

think about people who say something like "when I'm angry, I start swearing in Japanese." this is almost never an accurate description of themselves; we can, rightly, say that they're inauthentic and either (a) know it's fake or (b) buy their own BS.

whether or not you intend this, you come off as someone who doesn't know what they want in a person, and has established what you want out of a person in terms of your identity, e.g.:

"a liking for bad dragon"

this cannot possibly be what makes for an ideal partner, for anyone. my ex almost ordered something from bad dragon for us to use once, but this says very little about who we were or are beyond how freaky our preferences were sometimes. when people talk about what they really want in girlfriends or boyfriends, something like "understanding me / relating to me" should be toward the top, not their preferred choice of erotic toys.

I really like margaritas. however, margaritas will not make or break any relationship I ever have. being compatible with my values will. by saying something like "a liking for bad dragon" is something that makes an ideal partner for you, you are saying that their preferences for neon dragon dildos that may or may not lay gelatin eggs outweigh things like their ambition, reliability, tenderness, and so on -- and that's just almost certainly false.

so, people see it as self-deceptively inauthentic, as in "you buy your own BS." there's no sense that you have a "do I really believe this?" filter for your posts. hence the reaction.

ilikexd 08-14-2018 07:44 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
magic anti-anxiety pills

riktoi 08-14-2018 07:50 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
a music player that always plays music I want to listen to

flashflash account 08-14-2018 08:23 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by riktoi (Post 4641085)
a music player that always plays music I want to listen to

I'm posting to say this person won this game and everyone else should just give up
Blew my mind

DJAirWave 08-14-2018 10:16 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Mind control, then you can use that to get everything else you want.

Flossy_ 08-14-2018 10:22 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
sixteen and a third baby carrots

DaBackpack 08-14-2018 10:30 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A hashtable for physically storing real-life objects (like a bag of holding except arbitrarily large) would solve many problems and would also be really cool

You walk into a Walmart, steal a TV, stick it in the table with key "television" and nobody can see that you stole a TV (because they don't know the key). Once you're at home, retrieve the item with key "television" and you have a TV.

You can also stick a bunch of stuff in the bag that you can't get through airport security, like drinks and snacks.

When there's a zombie apocalypse or a military takeover, you can stick yourself in the table with key "me lol" and you can hide forever, and then take yourself out by using the key value. This also allows you to have sex in public if that's your thing.

gold stinger 08-14-2018 11:28 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DJAirWave (Post 4641111)
Mind control, then you can use that to get everything else you want.

Jesus you still exist

Izzy 08-15-2018 09:08 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A loving wife.

devonin 08-15-2018 09:37 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
An FFR Forum that wasn't 90% dead and 80% decaying.

Arch0wl 08-15-2018 11:56 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by devonin (Post 4641387)
An FFR Forum that wasn't 90% dead and 80% decaying.

damn devonin did you read the rules

- can't be merely an idea or fantasy

- must be something that exists in real life

flipsta_lombax 08-16-2018 11:50 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I want an ITG cab

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640593)
a liking for bad dragon

So fucking dead lmao


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