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QueenAshy 08-13-2018 12:56 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I want a cute girlfriend with colorful hair (non-natural colors, like green, blue, crimson, purple, e.t.c), a liking for bad dragon, a world class gamer, a very naughty girl in the sheets, a high level of intelligence, amazing creative skill, and a liking for Seth MacFarlane shows.

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 01:18 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSM (Post 4640595)
high level of intelligence and a liking for seth macfarlane shows, im p sure op asked for a realistic wish

Family guy had plenty of clever episodes in the earlier seasons.

And yes, it is a realistic wish, there's girls like that out there, like nerdy furry chicks that are stacked. Those totally exist, just haven't seen any IRL, only on the internet.

icontrolyourworld 08-13-2018 02:08 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
actually now that i think about it
more than anything i want to be healthy and have my strength back
or an android body like genos in one punch man

choof 08-13-2018 09:07 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640593)
I want a cute girlfriend with colorful hair (non-natural colors, like green, blue, crimson, purple, e.t.c), a liking for bad dragon, a world class gamer, a very naughty girl in the sheets, a high level of intelligence, amazing creative skill, and a liking for Seth MacFarlane shows.

lmfao

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 09:36 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by choof (Post 4640627)
lmfao

How is it funny that I’m wanting an ideal partner for me?

QueenAshy 08-13-2018 11:25 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSM (Post 4640641)
that's not the funny part and its flying over your head completely

What’s the joke then?

Arch0wl 08-14-2018 04:16 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640656)
What’s the joke then?

I'm not going to comment more about this so as not to start unnecessary conflict, so you don't need to rebut what I'm saying. you can have the last word if you want.

anyway --

think about people who say something like "when I'm angry, I start swearing in Japanese." this is almost never an accurate description of themselves; we can, rightly, say that they're inauthentic and either (a) know it's fake or (b) buy their own BS.

whether or not you intend this, you come off as someone who doesn't know what they want in a person, and has established what you want out of a person in terms of your identity, e.g.:

"a liking for bad dragon"

this cannot possibly be what makes for an ideal partner, for anyone. my ex almost ordered something from bad dragon for us to use once, but this says very little about who we were or are beyond how freaky our preferences were sometimes. when people talk about what they really want in girlfriends or boyfriends, something like "understanding me / relating to me" should be toward the top, not their preferred choice of erotic toys.

I really like margaritas. however, margaritas will not make or break any relationship I ever have. being compatible with my values will. by saying something like "a liking for bad dragon" is something that makes an ideal partner for you, you are saying that their preferences for neon dragon dildos that may or may not lay gelatin eggs outweigh things like their ambition, reliability, tenderness, and so on -- and that's just almost certainly false.

so, people see it as self-deceptively inauthentic, as in "you buy your own BS." there's no sense that you have a "do I really believe this?" filter for your posts. hence the reaction.

ilikexd 08-14-2018 07:44 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
magic anti-anxiety pills

riktoi 08-14-2018 07:50 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
a music player that always plays music I want to listen to

flashflash account 08-14-2018 08:23 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
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Originally Posted by riktoi (Post 4641085)
a music player that always plays music I want to listen to

I'm posting to say this person won this game and everyone else should just give up
Blew my mind

DJAirWave 08-14-2018 10:16 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Mind control, then you can use that to get everything else you want.

Flossy_ 08-14-2018 10:22 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
sixteen and a third baby carrots

DaBackpack 08-14-2018 10:30 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A hashtable for physically storing real-life objects (like a bag of holding except arbitrarily large) would solve many problems and would also be really cool

You walk into a Walmart, steal a TV, stick it in the table with key "television" and nobody can see that you stole a TV (because they don't know the key). Once you're at home, retrieve the item with key "television" and you have a TV.

You can also stick a bunch of stuff in the bag that you can't get through airport security, like drinks and snacks.

When there's a zombie apocalypse or a military takeover, you can stick yourself in the table with key "me lol" and you can hide forever, and then take yourself out by using the key value. This also allows you to have sex in public if that's your thing.

gold stinger 08-14-2018 11:28 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DJAirWave (Post 4641111)
Mind control, then you can use that to get everything else you want.

Jesus you still exist

Izzy 08-15-2018 09:08 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
A loving wife.

devonin 08-15-2018 09:37 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
An FFR Forum that wasn't 90% dead and 80% decaying.

Arch0wl 08-15-2018 11:56 PM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
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Originally Posted by devonin (Post 4641387)
An FFR Forum that wasn't 90% dead and 80% decaying.

damn devonin did you read the rules

- can't be merely an idea or fantasy

- must be something that exists in real life

flipsta_lombax 08-16-2018 11:50 AM

Re: If you can be granted ONE THING, what would you want?
 
I want an ITG cab

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenAshy (Post 4640593)
a liking for bad dragon

So fucking dead lmao


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