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Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
I normally am not harsh on other people for their looks, but deep inside my brain there's this thought process that's effectively a sorority hazing laser beam and it puts hypercritical modeling agents to shame
if you think you're clever by posting a pic of me just wait until someone actually does it edit: if you post a pic of yourself make sure you REALLY want me to do this I don't want to fuck up anyone's day |
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disproportional teeth (canines go up too far) nose is way too huge toward the bottom guy needs a haircut because his hair is covering his ear facial hair looks like shit (should be groomed at the cheeks and chin) eyebrow hair is oddly inconsistent along the middle and needs shaving adams apple too big doesn't even lift |
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rip me a new one bby
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that pic isn't loading for some reason but are you sure man lol
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yeah face book image urls are garbage so I re uped (fixed)
edit: o btw I don't know how to resize images so I put it in a spoiler rofl |
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I feel bad doing this because this is like a sorority hazing group that exists only in my head and I never let it out on anybody but I'm a promise-keeper in this thread so: Quote:
eyebrows/eyes separated too far eyes look like horizontal alien teardrops mustache is too wide and extends past the horizontal line of the lip in a way that looks gross dark circles (either genetic in which case you're fucked like I am, or you need more sleep) beard is too thick and obscures jawline doesn't even lift? |
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holy christ I immediately regret this thread I feel like a horrible person lmao
let's keep it going though I'll power through it |
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Those all seem like legit points that I couldn't pretend to argue offensively about (not that I would knowing the idea behind the thread anyways) I actually enjoyed that
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Good luck m8
Can someone tell me how to do a spoiler? edit: thanks Haku! |
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you're in luck because I slept with a girl who had features like this and can identify which ones I noticed when she started to annoy me
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jaw/face is wide which makes her cheeks big and also aids in her mouth being smaller than the rest of her face obvious smile lines they were trying to photoshop upper lip folds inward somewhat nose is too rounded toward the nostrils doesn't even lift |
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Edit: Be a man and rip this one a new one. |
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all right, worst person 2015 goes to me. if I believed in hell I'd definitely be going there
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asymmetrical eyes, obviously teeth protruding from lower lip, also obviously forehead too huge relative to hairstyle right and left ear are different sizes has a right eyebrow but no left eyebrow gray hair along sides -- needs uniform hair color glasses are too big for face wrinkles next to nose nose is asymmetrical double chin dark circles under eyes wrinkles in general due to natural aging and growth hormone decline although the dude is 73 now so holy shit doesn't even lift Quote:
asymmetrical eye placement marks on side of face and on face in general eyebrows are too thin nose looks kinda fetal alcohol syndrome (no bridge) most importantly she's like 10 and from what I can tell burn victim I don't really have any ideas for how 10 year olds are supposed to look doesn't even lift |
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eyebrows too wide nostrils too big vertically-speaking upper lip too thin, doesn't create a symmetrical lip shape lips should be wider to match nose size age lines on forehead cheeks are flat (no visible cheekbones) doesn't even lift |
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eyes/eyebrows are set too close together lips too thin little to no separation between lower lip/mouth and chin hairstyle doesn't complement head shape wrinkles on eyes/dark circles wrinkles on forehead eyebrows fairly thin on the edges but thick on the inside upper part of his nose is too thick for the shape ears pushing out too much doesn't even lift |
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eyebrows thin toward the edges abs are undefined oblique muscles are barely visible might lift but wow dwayne looking real soft bro |
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This thread is just terrible and I love it
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For the picture of hitler I would have added some comedy like, "Couldn't finish what he started"
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i am 100% aware that i look like shit
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there's not much to criticize (facially) for this one, plastic surgery + makeup + photoshop takes care of nearly everything, but uhhh
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upper lip and lower lip are disproportional, upper lip needs to be bigger and lower lip smaller for better symmetry doesn't even lift |
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nose bridge is too thick toward the middle upper lip/lower lip somewhat thin ... that's about it dude this guy is basically one of the best looking human beings I've ever seen |
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is a baby doesn't even lift |
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fuck
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body fat does also, for example his ear looks like it's wedged into his head but that's probably an effect of his body fat percentage. also can't tell what his jawline is like due to body fat. if this dude lost a lot of BF% his head wouldn't be a spiked penis also, his eyebrows are drawn in also, doesn't even lift |
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lip pucker facial expression makes lips artificially thin sunglasses so I can't tell much about eyes bf% seems high but maybe not doesn't even lift? |
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not much on this one this dude is surprisingly great looking
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bump along nose bridge (I have this same thing, lol) doesn't even lift |
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dark circles under eyes fairly thick nose bridge age lines near nose cosplaying goku, but doesn't even lift |
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how about this nerd |
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just fuck my shit up
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are you the girl or the guy
if you are the girl do you have kik |
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Lmao
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get ready son it's about to go high gravity
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dark circles under eyes that the pic obscures sideburns too thick hair too clumped in the front moonface body fat about 8% too much biceps don't fill out arm side delts not even visible through suit wrists too small obvious neck fat obvious fat under jawline that would create double chin collar of dress shirt isn't tucked into suit jacket properly thin fingers suit jacket clumped up toward the back because no back muscles barely even lifts, if at all |
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now you might think I'm constantly looking at my flaws but I'm really not
one, 'flaws' really don't matter two, this is a mode of thought I never turn on, so I'm not thinking this way 99% of the time and three, I view myself as a giant gundam of a white guy controlled by a station of gnomes with levers, while one gnome just shouts shit over intercom. |
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Gazelle is the dude lol
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well he looks like my fiancee's brother
most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small oh, and doesn't even lift |
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questionable thread
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Rip me one daddy my ego needs a shrinking. Also admittedly have not lifted since October 8th 1994
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I haven't seen so many people saying "do me" since the backstreet boys came to the Kiel Center in Saint Louis on November 17, 1999.
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ooo rayword is even tinier and cuter than i thought
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will get around to answering pic responses later but
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here is an instructional video if you need help determining whether you lift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs |
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dont wanna derail this into dom vid thread this is mandatory watching
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although tbh i'm 17 now and look the same lol |
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tbf asians don't age until they're like 60 or something
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thanks man
I'm having a hard time answering replies because I've been in not the best of moods lately and there's too much risk that I'll mean something I say, so I'm waiting until I'm in better shape to get back to this |
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do tubgirl
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can i get in on this or will i get banned again
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