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Xayphon 06-27-2015 08:29 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl (Post 4331551)
also can't tell what his jawline is like due to body fat. if this dude lost a lot of BF% his head wouldn't be a spiked penis

ded

.Gazelle. 06-27-2015 08:48 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
just fuck my shit up

Arch0wl 06-27-2015 08:55 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
are you the girl or the guy

if you are the girl do you have kik

Red Blaster 06-27-2015 08:57 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Lmao

Arch0wl 06-27-2015 08:58 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
get ready son it's about to go high gravity

Quote:

Originally Posted by xVaLoRx (Post 4331557)

how about this nerd

thickness along bridge of nose

dark circles under eyes that the pic obscures

sideburns too thick

hair too clumped in the front

moonface

body fat about 8% too much

biceps don't fill out arm

side delts not even visible through suit

wrists too small

obvious neck fat

obvious fat under jawline that would create double chin

collar of dress shirt isn't tucked into suit jacket properly

thin fingers

suit jacket clumped up toward the back because no back muscles

barely even lifts, if at all

Arch0wl 06-27-2015 09:10 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
now you might think I'm constantly looking at my flaws but I'm really not

one, 'flaws' really don't matter

two, this is a mode of thought I never turn on, so I'm not thinking this way 99% of the time

and three, I view myself as a giant gundam of a white guy controlled by a station of gnomes with levers, while one gnome just shouts shit over intercom.

Wayward Vagabond 06-27-2015 09:26 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Gazelle is the dude lol

Arch0wl 06-27-2015 09:54 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

Tokzic 06-27-2015 10:05 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
questionable thread

rayword45 06-27-2015 10:40 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Rip me one daddy my ego needs a shrinking. Also admittedly have not lifted since October 8th 1994

FoJaR 06-27-2015 11:28 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl (Post 4331599)
well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

when did you get engaged? did i miss something?

TheSaxRunner05 06-27-2015 11:34 PM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
I haven't seen so many people saying "do me" since the backstreet boys came to the Kiel Center in Saint Louis on November 17, 1999.

Just Sayin

.Gazelle. 06-28-2015 12:25 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl (Post 4331599)
well he looks like my fiancee's brother

most I can tell w/ sunglasses on is nose is disproportionately large and chin is a little small

oh, and doesn't even lift

b-but i do lift

xVaLoRx 06-28-2015 01:19 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl (Post 4331571)
moonface

lol

mrpreggers 06-28-2015 04:49 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
ooo rayword is even tinier and cuter than i thought
NICE

Arch0wl 06-28-2015 10:45 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
will get around to answering pic responses later but

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoJaR (Post 4331657)
when did you get engaged? did i miss something?

at least a few months ago

I use "girlfriend" and "fiancee" depending on which is more conversationally convenient, so that might be a source of confusion

it's still an open relationship but it causes a lot of weird looks when people are unaware that it is and it looks like I'm committing adultery or something

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Gazelle. (Post 4331731)
b-but i do lift

yes but even if you lift you might not even lift

here is an instructional video if you need help determining whether you lift:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs

Coolboyrulez0 06-28-2015 10:52 AM

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dont wanna derail this into dom vid thread this is mandatory watching

rayword45 06-28-2015 11:16 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mrpreggers (Post 4331918)
ooo rayword is even tinier and cuter than i thought
NICE

i was only 16 at the time of that photo being taken

although tbh i'm 17 now and look the same lol

ShadowDueler97 06-28-2015 11:59 AM

Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance
 
tbf asians don't age until they're like 60 or something

IamMe90 06-28-2015 05:04 PM

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do your worst alfred. i'm ready


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