![]() |
We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
![]() (this shit's been APPROVED, MOTHER****ER) Updated Rules-- Read this pls: [~]As in the thread title, each of your posts should contain 5 words that contribute to the story. [~]What you write can be as ridiculous as you want. Just link it to the previous bits of the story and you're good. [~]Be funny. [~]Don't try too hard to be funny. If you have to try, chances are you aren't. [~]If the person before you has ended in a period, start a new sentence so the story actually makes sense. (thanks Ben) [~]Try to appear that you have some semblance on the English language by spealling corecttly, and by using correct punctuation and grammar. Or at least try your hardest to use the following properly: Capitalisation (eXaMpLe), speech marks (""), commas(,), periods (.), speech marks (""), colons (:), speech marks (""), semicolons (;), tildes (~), hyphens (-), speech marks(""), etc. (I mean come on guys, Nikola Tesla could speak eight languages fluently. Most of us speak just one (and a lot do a pretty shitty job of it)) [~]Please don't include ellipses (...) in your post, and don't capitalise unless the previous five words ended in a period. I have to remove them manually when I update this post, which slows the updating process. [~]Use your --{~=iMaGiNaTiOn=~}-- [~]Here are some ideas if you have no imagination: Charlie Sheen, hookers, MAD CUZ BAD, aliens, YaBoy, voting for Nixon, poop, surprise buttsex, tarantulas, making fun of hi19 for making yet another impossible to achieve token file(lmfao), potato, calling Middie "Osstin", Kommisar, Kommisar's coffee teeth, Canadians, drinking, penis, Chinese sneaker factories, gambling, illicit drugs, origami, kittens, wireless printers, barbeque tongs, dong xi, Dossar, Synthlight, tissue boxes, three-piece suits, crane-kicking people in the chin, flying, trains, LCDs, and monkeys. ============================================================================================================ Updated to post #710 by request. Fuck you for making me come back and inadvertently read the SAOP shit (Feb 7 SotW newspost) bc shit if that ain't stars aligning, then well fuc. 18/03/14 (rated M for moobs) |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Once upon a time there...
edit: oooooops, i definitely didn't realize that cellphone part was your contribute! :( my bad. |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
was this hot stripper who...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
was jumping on a bed...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
when suddenly out of nowhere...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a time portal had opened.
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
OP doesn't count anymoar ;D
Charlie Sheen sauntered out, smokin' |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
bangin' his seven gram rocks....
PS. it's been an hour :) |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
cause that's how he rolls...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
his joints in cigar paper
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Even so, he wanted to...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
do a backflip while singing...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a lullaby to his sweet..
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
dead wife and kids who
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
have deceased in a disastrous
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
accident involving a tiger, lube,
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
and several hundred gigolos. A
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
witness described the scene as
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
the best damn thing to
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
is to eat a huge
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
Continuing from samurai7694- go to the pub for. |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
I could say -------------------- eat a huge... delicious cheeseburger at McDonald's until.. |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
What he wrote doesn't make sense anyway.
"the best damn thing to is to eat a huge" nope.avi. So IMO, it doesn't count... Unless DustyFart would like to try again? |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
The strippers start to take
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a salamander and slip it...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
between their toes while they...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
scream like little bitches and
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
writhe around in awkward discomfort.
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Then...they arrow smashed my
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
hooberous, and ate all of...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
the unicorn crap that was...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
penetrating kitten buttholes. In Soviet...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Russia, kittens penetrate his butthole...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
as he screamed shrilly in
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
another realm of disgusting erroneous
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
where only death could provide...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Meanwhile while supermousie hides in...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a box on the corner...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
hijacking the internet database on...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
prolific posts on FFR's forum.
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Then the moderators try to..
(I want to continue this. It was funny. Also, Supermousie should update the first post so we can see the story unfold) |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
act like they can IP...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Story so far.
"Once upon a time, there was a hot stripper who was jumping on a bed when suddenly out of nowhere a time portal had opened. Charlie Sheen sauntered out, smokin', bangin' his seven gram rocks cause that's how he rolls his joints in cigar paper. Even so, he wanted to do a backflip while singing a lullaby to his sweet dead wife and kids who have deceased in a disastrous accident involving a tiger, lube, and several hundred gigolos. A witness described the scene as the best damn thing to go to the pub. The strippers start to take a salamander and slip it between their toes while they scream like little bitches and writhe around in awkward discomfort. Then they arrow smashed my hooberous, and ate all of the unicorn crap that was penetrating kitten buttholes. In Soviet Russia, kittens penetrate his butthole as he screamed shrilly in another realm of disgusting erroneous monsters that feed on sex where only death could provide a divine sense of pleasure. Meanwhile, supermousie hides in a box on the corner hijacking the internet database on prolific posts on FFR's forum. Then the moderators try to act like they can IP" ban his account when Supermousie |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
revealed that he was actually..
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a woman, and exotic dances...
(Nice pmon) (P.S. I'm now interested where that line can take this. lol) |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
to kommisar in his sleep.
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Meanwhile, in the jungle, two...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
2 little dwarfs shows up
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
the two 2 of them
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
bled out all over the
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
ground and a bird dropped
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
from their spilling intestines into
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
an unsuspecting rabbit's hole that
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
the rabbits then emerged from
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
a 1 meter wide vagina...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
and grew into giant mutant...
OP has been fix'd. |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
crab lice. The crab lice...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
violated the laws of physics
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
by transforming into a giant
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
box of cereal which decided
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
to create a world of...
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
inverted buttholes and teenage mutant
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
ninja llamas that breathe fire.
@ic0: dat don't make sense, bro. Also, there's a full stop here. |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
and eat little children for
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
-- The ninja llamas sharpened their... |
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
mutant pubic hair swords and
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
prepared to attack FFR tomorrow.
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Meanwhile, in Walmart, there was
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
some shady nigs lookin for
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
petrol to sniff. Charlie Sheen
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
who was smoking some crack
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
Quote:
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
pre-pubescent teenage boy from Detroit,
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
injected morphine into his brain
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
while singing a silent lullaby
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
called I was banging some
|
Re: We shall write a story, 5 words at a time.
wet wrinkly granddaddys. Muammar Gaddafi
|
| All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:00 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright FlashFlashRevolution