Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game
 

Just a little experiment because I am bored. I'll start off with a haiku (three-line poem following a 5-7-5 syllable structure).

You must change two lines of the above poster's haiku but keep one of the lines to include in your own (a borrowed 5-syllable line can only go in the second line, but if you're keeping a 3-syllable line you can put it at the first or third line of your own haiku).

But it must also follow these rules:

-All haikus need to be dirty in some way.

-If the above poster refers to male genitalia in any way, your haiku needs to refer to food somehow.

-If the above poster refers to female genitalia in any way, your haiku must refer to something cute/cuddly somehow.

-If the above poster refers to something sexual that doesn't include genitalia, your haiku must include at least one of the following items: Piss, shit, cum, blood, vomit -- where the reference can be either literal, figurative, implied, or otherwise implemented creatively.

-If none of the above rules apply, your haiku must be written such that at least one of the above rules will apply next time.

Rules can stack.

Here is the starting haiku.


Nightmarish morning.
To wake up and face harsh truth.
I can't find my cock.

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I can't find my cock.
Is it in the pizza box?
Yes, there's extra meat.

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Yes, there's extra meat.
It is in a frying pan.
Stir it up real nice.

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Stir it up real nice.
While you add some extra spice.
To your bedroom sex.

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To your bedroom sex.
Boom, shake shake the room.
Until you cum.

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/fail.


Boom, shake shake the room.
I'm ****ing Mother Nature.
An earthquake with cum.

Edit: ooops, needs one of those words...

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An earthquake with cum
Sounds quite tasty, doesn't it.
Cock goes where? In mouth.

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An earthquake with cum
Can feed a tribe of ******s
in less than an hour

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An earthquake with cum
Sure does make me hard with fear
Now I loooove thick cum.

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Now I loooove thick cum.
from huge cocks pulsing with blood.
Viscosity counts.

^note the male genitalia.

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going to ruin the thread and say haikus cant really be done in english you all suck

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c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

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Now I loooove thick cum.
From huge cocks pulsing with blood.
Tastes like salty fish.

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Tastes like salty fish
Worse than a stank vagina
brb puking

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brb puking
so much sex, I'm a virgin
what's a vagina

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What's a vagina?
It's a comfortable place,
Fish scented teddy's.

edited to fit rules

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Come in my back door,
It's a comfortable place.
Touch my soft blanket.

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Touch my soft blanket
And I'll ravaged your insides
While you scream, "F*ck me!"

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While you scream, "F*ck me!"
I'll be tightening your bonds
Give pleasure through pain

edit: ugh I don't feel like working bodily fluids into it somehow

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Give pleasure through pain
As if there's no tomorrow.
Yeah bitch, get down more.