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boomer

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boring reviews

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I'm sorry for breaking the thread rules here but this is absolutely hilarious the way it was laid out on my screen.

that made my day

(back on topic)
Why is it that people even eat barfood. Is it because it's a luxury? Or a way to waste their wallets even more

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Don't you already know your way around the local bar, daddy issues?

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Nah fam i'm not a drunkard like the rest of my family.

looking at your etterna scores accuracy is like watching the titanic sink. its shocking but you knew ahead of time something bad was going to happen.

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At least one bad score isn't enough to make me quit an entire rhythm game every 3.47 weeks

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i cant pronounce your name, therefore it sucks

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Saying your name enlisted me into a blood contract with some demon looking twat.

Your name sucks too.

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You're probably the most exciting thing to ever happen to Idaho

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You can't even follow the only thread rule so that says a lot

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(im actually new to this and didn't see the thread rule anywhere please inform me)


I'd rather eat unsugared cheerios than try and figure out your contradicting ideals

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You have files in the game but the site still just displays your name in blue and not gold.

Not sure what's funnier: You snubbing FFR by opting out of the ranks or FFR snubbing you by denying the color that the step artist to TacocaT probably doesn't really deserve.

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Face it Lar, you're not fit to post in here again.

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your middie

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traded an overproof IQ for overproof rum

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You have an appropriate profile name since there's nothing noteworthy to really mention.

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the website your avatar comes from sucks

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i would make this my new motto if the first half didnt make me sound like a douchebag

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I fail to see an actual roast here. I'd rather be me than any of you, at any given time. Cringe, bad takes, misguided aggression, badly worded jokes that tote the edge too strongly, shitty personality and all.

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I forget, are you the real XelNya or the Walmart XelNya? I hear both suck so it doesn't even really matter if you answered.

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how about ya learn to discern choof from xelnya before basically using my roast

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When will there be an at least decent roast this thread kinda sucks

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apparently never if you can't do any better than that with the easiest target in the world sitting above your post

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What's worse is the little shit is more funny than they are.

Contribute then?

Also something about how old you are, and being rusty, yada yada

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You're a compliment sandwich that could only afford 1 slice of bread

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Your user name reads like someone attempting to say "barbell" while having a stroke, and a seizure at the same time

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Your simfile patterns are like you: basic as all hell.

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your middie

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Like my aunt's Facebook feed, your roast are boring, lack capitalization, and is the same shit we've already seen before.

God help us you figure our how to upload photos of the kids on here

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you're doing us all a favor by living in the middle of nowhere

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Thought I saw you in public today, but it was just a seagull choking on a bagel

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your beard is too long

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You have trouble taking your own advice

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it's a bit inconvenient making notes for your files for the hard batch

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it sure must be considering you've not posted any notes yet

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For someone that spends so much time on the grill, your roasts make ice cream feel like it's burning my mouth. I suppose it's typical of people who live in Canada to not understand the concept of heat, though.

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You're too nice to roast

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The fact that you actually think you do anything worthwhile for anyone you 'love' is laughable and you should be ashamed for breathing

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you're literal poo water

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Find some direction in your life and get a job. Handout livin' nomad.

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i was gonna post a picture of roasted cat meat as a joke on the title of the thread but figured that would get me banned for disturbing imagery

so uhhhhhh you smell

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i don't think you have anywhere as much sex as you say you do

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imagine charting sharpnel in 2021

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Your OP is terrible.

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right side of your signature art looks like someone poured gatorade over destiny gamma background

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While your skill progression is notable, it also speaks volumes about how anti-social you are and gives everyone a pretty good idea how much time you actually spend in your parents basement.



Ight, I'm breaking silence here. I fucking laughed at this mate. Roast or not, this shit funny.

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your pfp's prolly the only pussy u got

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no one gonna eat at five five five gurl's. that pussy drier than lake mead.

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the only pussy you play with is caged inside a piano

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The only pussy you've seen was so bad, it led to an incredibly extreme case of alkaptonuria and made your eyes bleed.

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you're signature has a misspelling of guardian

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The My Bed Autonomous Region

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The monarchy of "No Location Specified"

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finland DOES exist

in my dreams

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bub

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ubu

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You single-handedly derailed this thread. Good job.

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you spending your time responding to a zero-effort rayword post just shows how desperate you are to fit in

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miku avatar

boom, easy roast

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i still dont know how to pronounce your username

is that more of a self roast

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Face drawn in paint yet the font of your name right below the face looks like you're trying too hard to be fancy for what your profile picture is
Yes I know it's not his name, that's the bit; he's stupid

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you peaked 10 years ago when you played whirled beat

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Your only redeeming quality is that you take a sadistic pleasure in bullying a Canadian male

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yo mama so ugly she had to take antidepressants after giving birth to you because your ugly mug scarred her for life.

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Bruh. You just hit the rock bottom and made a yo mama roast. I know I'm terrible at roasting but damn. It actually feels good to know that I dont have the worst roasts in this thread.

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How many dream journal entries does it take to reach Ralsei's g-spot?

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i was gonna make a roast about all the times you've posted "virgin 4 lyfe" but then i thought itd be too mean

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the amount of times you've posted in this thread is fucking obscene.

I hope at some point in your lifetime that you've been cleaned, because old wastebaskets tend to be filthier than my ex-wife.

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78 posts is more than enough

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And 8,926 posts are too much.

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Who designed your avatar?

Was it Stevie Wonder?

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this is a roast thread smh i want an avatar designed by stevie wonder

your pfp looks like the main love interest in a cartoon made for young girls

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Chibi characters were so 2009. Your avatar tells me you live in the past and can't let go enough to live in the present.

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you can always spot the most white noise poster in this thread because they manage to tombstone it every time they post.

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oldperson

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badly wants senpai to notice him

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Boomer

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when did you get a girlfriend what

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spelling girl with a "u" just screams the fact that your scene phase still isn't over

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I'm not sure whether or not to take this as a compliment.