Re: wish corruptor
 

granted.i gets stuck in the wash

i wish fo that ***** renesance to stop frontin us

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granted.one of us gets banned

i wish for chocklet

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Granted. However, I get chocolate. Its much better.

I wish for 50 12-packs of Mountain Dew.

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granted.theyre all flat

i wish the sttraw hats would stop crying

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Wish granted. but they start screaming very loudly and they make you deaf and somehow blind. you also lose all your senses and get sent to an Arabian rape camp.

I wish i could have a perfect week. (and nothing can happen to it) i really don't care about the days after or before either.

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granted.your perfect week is getting raped all day

i wish i had boat

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your boat sinks with you in it

i wish i could get sent to the fifth dimention but accidentally get sent to the 7th and live forever untill i find a way to get back to earth and then become ualuealuealeuale

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Granted. You are sent to jail for stealing the dimensional transporter and are sentenced to life in prison.

I wish for an advance copy of WoW:The Burning Crusade.

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Wish granted, but your brother takes it from you and burns it on fire. You never see it again.

I wish I could go to heaven to see what its like, then come back, then go to Heaven when I die.

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wish granted, but you get stuck in Limbo.

I wish WoW wasnt overrated

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granted.now zelda is

i wish runescape didint suck

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(Runescape...not sucking? Is that even possible?)

Granted. Now millions more people play it, forcing the creators to up the membership to $80 a week to pay for server costs.

I wish I had a snow-cone machine.

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granted. its a diet sno-cone

i wish for a bazooka

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granted. it backfires and blows up ur tv and u lose ur ability to hear and eat chicken
i wish i dsagfhgdrgntrntrnfxngfxn'D

Re: wish corruptor
 

granted. it dissapears the next day.

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I wish that the person above me had wished for something instead of diabolically trying to end the thread even though he didn't realize it.

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Wish granted, but it sucked.

I wish turds were never brown.

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Granted, but they're now tye-dye and/or rainbow.

I wish I had a day-long marathon of new Family Guys right now.

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Granted. Your cable is out for 2 days. So is your all of your nieghbor's.

I wish I had OC3 (FREAKY fast internet connection)

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granted.but its illegal and you get put in jail

i wish for a new siggy