TWGTurbo 32: The TWG Train Rolls All Night Long GAME THREAD
 

TWG Turbo 32: The TWG Train Rolls All Night Long

Welcome my friends, welcome aboard the TWG train. Please keep your hands and feet inside the train at all times. Do not hit the emergency button for any reason either, this train stops for no one or no reason until it reaches its destination. Make sure you have your ticket on you at all times to show proof of payment when requested by the conductor.

6 Vanilla Town
1 Seer
2 Vanilla Wolves

Wolf chat: Always on
OOTC: Off
Cardflips: On
Phantoms: Off
Minimum Post Requirement: 5 posts per phase. Anyone who does not meet this basic posting requirement shall be modkilled at the end of the day phase.

Days will be 12 hour phases starting at 7am, and ending at 7pm server time. Due to work constraints I can't stay awake until 10am to do the flips, unless someone is willing to help with day starts, then we can push this to a 10am start/10pm finish.

Passengers:
1. mellonxcollie (Raeko) Vanilla Town. Launched off train via ejector seat D1
2. XelNya Vanilla Wolf. Softly thrown out of high speeding train D0
3. Choof
4. SubaruPoptart (Hopecaster)
5. Roundbox
6. FreezinIce
7. Thesunfan
8. star-crossed (they/them) Seer. Somehow bled to death N2
9. Charu Vanilla Town. Mysteriously died N1

Spare Passengers:
R1.
R2.
R3.

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PMs will look like this
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Vanilla Town: Good Evening, and welcome aboard the TWG Train ____. You are a Vanilla Town and as such, you have no powers. Only your voice and your vote.

Your win condition is to seek out and eliminate the wolves among you until none remain
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Seer: Good Evening and welcome aboard the TWG Train ___. You are the Seer. As such, you will be granted a little more insight to the identities of the other players. Each night you will submit to me a name of one of the players via Discord, or PM. Before the next phase I shall reveal to you the role of the individual you have asked of me. Failure to do so will result in no information being given to you.

Your win condition is the same as a Vanilla Town, seek out and eliminate the wolves among you until none remain
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Wolf: Good Evening, and welcome aboard the TWG Train ___. You are a Vanilla Wolf. Your partner is ___. It is your job to blend in with the town and eliminate them one by one during the day. During the night you will also submit a factional kill to eliminate another.
You and your partner also have a chat to communicate with one another (Discord link will be posted in PMs)

Your victory condition is to eliminate town to a point where there an equal amount of town remaining.
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*BING BONG BING* ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS, THIS IS YOUR CONDUCTOR SPEAKING. YOU HAVE ALL GATHERED ABOARD THIS TRAIN BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE IT. HOWEVER IT SEEMS AS IF THE AUTOMATIC PROOF OF PAYMENT SYSTEM IS ON THE FRITZ.

FROM OUR LAST SYSTEM UPDATE, THERE SEEMS TO BE TWO (02) INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE NOT PAID TO BOARD THIS TRAIN. I'M A BIT BUSY OPERATING THIS TRAIN SO IF YOU COULD...Y'KNOW...FIGURE OUT WHO THOSE TWO ARE AND SORT THAT OUT ON YOUR OWN, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

Gah... Where's that section in the manual on how to use the brakes...Oh well, we don't need those...

DAY 0 SHALL BEGIN AT 7AM SERVER TIME ON MAY 4TH 2021. DO NOT POST UNTIL THAT TIME

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first

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apparently I took today off, can't remember why but I doubt it was for this lol but now that I'm 100% free today I will be shitposting hard

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I havnt slept yet. Im hoping i dont crash and burn thru eod

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Starting the day at 5am wtf were u thinking lewdy

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Watched Lord El-Melloi's II Case Files anime earlier today after putting it off for like a year.

9/10 wish there was more

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I'm up at 6am server time every day lmao wrecked

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scummo

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EoD will crash and burn, just you wait, buddy o' pal.

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Ys got me

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That's every day 1 though

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Fucking AUTOCORRECT

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Aw shit, you're right.

Guess we're doomed to scramble.

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Scramble, what you may ask?

Scramble these eggs.

DAB

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Alright fuck boys, fuckets, fuckers, and star, I just wanna make something clear.

Shadow has opened the door for us to derail the game with bad train puns. I not only intend to, but be a real, well what’s the word... Fucked up guy about it. In accordance to a certain number.

All aboard~

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I predict u lose interest and abandon this by end of day 2 at the latest

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"i like my women how i like my eggs," - yanah god

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Derail what, you may ask?

Derail my piston to your mouth.

DAB

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damn so 7 AM wasn't a typo

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7 AM? What's a 7 AM?

Seven-Eigh'em inside out.

DAB

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charu please this makes no sense

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seven ay (em) lmao

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seven-eigh is a verb in this case
you are now inside out because you have been seven-eighed
get fuckin owned

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Yee, you're right. Should've done something better with that, I think I can.

My sleep deprived mind is coming up with bullshit and I got some caffeine in me.

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Nope, can't come up with anything better.

I SUCK

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CHOO CHOO Y'ALL

I just got diagnosed with lupus WOOP WOOP hate life atm

let's play some TWG

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Listen here you little shit, I am a very devoted man to the art, how dare you.

Fellow passengers, can we throw freezin out for this, let one of the nonpayers off?

Hmmmm

Fuck talk about whiplash, good luck with that Raeko.

At least you got a window seat on the train yeah?

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wow wtf
I'm sorry bub that sucks serious ass

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if this wasn't a turbo I'd just pocket this post for quoting later but lol
xel

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I'm off to school tho I'll be back in like 4, 5 hours

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I remembered why I took today off, it's for the second round of covid vaccine, which I am headed to right now
unfortunately it's at the VA hospital and there's no cell service over there so between like 12pm and 3pm I will be totally unavailable

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Oh my god you’re try-harding, I’m so impressed.

Insert sarcasm tag here.

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the reasoning behind this is that I feel it's kinda odd in a turbo to ask other players to vote for/kill someone when you're not even gonna put a vote on them yourself
day ends in like 8 hours bros
let's get some blood flying

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if it wasn't a turbo I'd be shitposting until like half the day was up

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Sure you would. Keep doordashing yourself that bullshit.

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Damn raeko thats a downer hopefully the treatment for it makes it more bearable to live with.

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Well if day ends at 5pm like i think it does theres a pretty real possiblity i will sleep thru it. Im going to try to wake up beforehand tho.

In case i do tho

xel

That'll teach u to shade me you pun posting shitposter

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Hey, on the off chance you're wolfin', how would you play differently right now if you were?

Asking for an imaginary friend.

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yay congrats!

and thanks guys <3 I am glad that I got diagnosed because I never thought of it in a million years even though it makes a lot of sense. I hope treatment will help too, I get to do a bunch of tests and stuff now >_> fun fun

also why does Freezi's vote scare me

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Is my joke like, that obscure? Like that tree way out the way from the tracks or?

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Turbo describes the amount of time I have to play this game

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Diverting the tracks is a cute tactic

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nice hotlink nerd

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I would ghost d1 and not shitpost if i was wolfing this game

And i wouldn't vote and drop slank cause that's a good way to get iced but im human so idgaf

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And on that note im gonna go sleep

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I hope things get better for you raeko.

Will somebody tell me when their birthday is?

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Jesus I have a vote on me from a Freezin talking like that?

I’ve been gone too long.

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as it turns out my ID is at the office and I can't be assed to make it there today
so I am here to shitpost until eod

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not sure how to feel about sunfan popping into the thread multiple times without posting

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ok gang I didn't realize this started so hi

here's the plan:

star rolled wolf BUT

we're not gonna catch 'em so that they feel good about their wolfgame, and we send them to champs

deal?

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I was repeatedly fighting a boss in runescape I dunno why it would've showed me popping in and out but I was very slowly reading the thread during the boss's like 15 second respawn timer after each kill

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How do I put it... A bit fucked.

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Ofc i get ninja’d

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I have no reads btw

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Do you feel like you are anticipating criticism about being too tryhard? I am wanting to better understand your mindset for these.

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I am surprised you admitted this before I responded to your prior comment.

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xel, what the fuck does "keep doordashing that bullshit" mean

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I don't need reads when the universe projects every random.org result into my brain automatically

don't believe me? go random a number between one and 1,000,000 and tell me when you did it

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Ok. 187147

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the random number is 500,000

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SHIT

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ok, ok
someone else did it at the same time and that's why I got messed up, yeah

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damn, my random.org skills killed the thread
better not revive it myself or the townspeople might start figuring something out

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Do not worry, I will not underestimate you despite your failed experiment. By the way, where did you get your avatar?

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Also, what do you think of Freezin's claim that he would act much differently than he was earlier, as a wolf?

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man, someone is fixing to kick you out of England for that question

its Sir Topham Hatt from Thomas the Tank Engine

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it was a load of WIFOM garbage, which is the kind of WIFOM I really like

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my cat just knocked a cup of ranch dressing off of the table
I'm going to put her in superjail

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He’s ordering himself the bullshit he feeds himself in the post it was in response to

Aka he’s full of shit, by choice

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damn, he's paying a lot for that too, isn't he
that's a real bad situation for him then

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Does he have dashpass

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fuck no, none of that extra bullshit
just a scam to sell your information to bill gates

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He can’t afford it in the divorce, it’s fiiiiine.

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*BING BONG BING*

VOTE COUNT TIME

Choof - XelNya

Hmm? That seems to be about it. Carry on fellow passengers.

You have four hours remaining

*BONG BING BONG*

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sunfan

I hate your avatar please change it. I appreciate the dedication to the theme but I just hate looking at it

also you put cats into superjail that's very mean of you