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rayword45 06-29-2021 03:10 PM

Re: Roast the person above you
 
yeah you and 3 dozen others, let's get original up in here

Wiosna 06-30-2021 12:18 AM

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you had a rym post unironically impersonating robert christgau, as much as you claim that you dislike him and his form of music criticism i think you're just the worst

rayword45 06-30-2021 01:22 AM

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Your roast is poorly worded bc I can't tell if you think I like Christgau secretly or I dislike him but I'm worse

EppuJoloZ 06-30-2021 06:30 AM

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I don't even want to roast you. Also please, roast me not my country, I want to have a laugh :D

rayword45 06-30-2021 11:28 AM

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the ms paint in your avatar is almost as bad as mine

XelNya 07-2-2021 11:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rayword45 (Post 4763392)
the ms paint in your avatar is almost as bad as mine

Your album reviews are on par with listening to static for 30 minutes straight

aperson 07-2-2021 03:02 PM

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white noise poster is clearly an expert in static

rayword45 07-2-2021 03:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by aperson (Post 518868)
Economic Left/Right: 0.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05

Right down the middle with a libertarian slant... exactly what I expected.

also boomer

choof 07-2-2021 09:40 PM

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almost dont want to roast you for that one lmfao
but anyway bro why is it every time I open your music review thread the only music you pull from is pitchfork and rym

rayword45 07-2-2021 11:22 PM

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Still waiting on that OP

(also I try to use Spotify and IRL recs and WATMM (cringe) and Facebook groups (boomer) and other sources for recs but y'all don't give me enough recs or point me to where I can find em)

aperson 07-3-2021 01:57 AM

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won't listen to my latest rec because of poor attention span

Dynam0 07-5-2021 03:13 PM

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your posts are like Monday mornings, they're hilarious and everyone loves them they suck

rayword45 07-5-2021 07:30 PM

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the fact that you didn't begin your username with "the killer" is a missed opportunity

rayword45 07-9-2021 01:29 PM

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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega

choof 07-9-2021 01:46 PM

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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega

Dynam0 07-9-2021 02:22 PM

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imagine the most witty thing you can do is parrot bad posts

Wiosna 07-10-2021 01:49 AM

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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega

ositzxz369 07-10-2021 02:09 AM

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apparently you are easy to mix up with April

Matthia 07-10-2021 03:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ositzxz369 (Post 4763754)
apparently you are easy to mix up with April

question mark, confused face, red question mark

rayword45 07-10-2021 03:03 AM

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Your face in real life is scarier than your avatars

aperson 07-10-2021 11:55 AM

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!���� ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ��ERROR!�� ��True�� Daddies are irreplaceable ��I could never delete you Daddy!�� Send this to ten other ��Daddies�� who give you ��cummies�� Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌����❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ������ 3 back: you're squishy☁️�� 5 back: you're daddy's kitten������


edit: lmao ffr and emojis

rayword45 07-10-2021 03:28 PM

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You thought that you could emulate the unfunniness of my roasts but failed in the authenticity department.

rayword45 07-31-2021 10:45 PM

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you stayed in that relationship way too long

ToonE156 08-1-2021 12:55 PM

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You were so lazy to find a PFP that you decided to just draw one in MSPaint instead. Also, worst profile of the year award goes to you, your profile has so much green that a swamp would be jealous

rayword45 08-2-2021 03:24 PM

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Your roast is at the quality level I'd expect of a 13 year old

rayword45 08-2-2021 03:24 PM

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Which is to say, not very good but better than all of my roasts

Travis_Flesher 08-6-2021 08:46 PM

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Rayword, the man of the hour! I'm honored to be given a chance to check to see if you have a pulse. We've got little to work with, but I can read betweeen the lines enough to see that your teeth are chattering in the roast me thread because you're a frozen block of cunt in the other one. I guess I can see it though, since the love of all your fans continuing to read every dumb review, replying with compliements, responses, and new albums wasn't real enough. Man, just face it. You're thread is weird. as. shit.
If really mean insults are what you're looking for though man, go to a real comedy club because they will roast the shit out of your dumb ass if you ask for it.
but here you're a godfather, Raywaord. now get the fuck outta here you scamp.

XelNya 08-7-2021 12:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis_Flesher (Post 4769709)
Rayword, the man of the hour! I'm honored to be given a chance to check to see if you have a pulse. We've got little to work with, but I can read betweeen the lines enough to see that your teeth are chattering in the roast me thread because you're a frozen block of cunt in the other one. I guess I can see it though, since the love of all your fans continuing to read every dumb review, replying with compliements, responses, and new albums wasn't real enough. Man, just face it. You're thread is weird. as. shit.
If really mean insults are what you're looking for though man, go to a real comedy club because they will roast the shit out of your dumb ass if you ask for it.
but here you're a godfather, Raywaord. now get the fuck outta here you scamp.

Your files are better than your roasts

rayword45 08-7-2021 12:50 PM

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its the middieman

WirryWoo 08-7-2021 03:07 PM

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sup ulti

Federal Express 08-12-2021 11:29 AM

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Your profile is closed, much unlike our top-of-the-line sorting and customer care facilities.

badman7772 08-12-2021 11:51 AM

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You're always broken when I'm working. Stop it.

Federal Express 08-12-2021 01:48 PM

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You're always scaring our customers away with the non-specifics -- just tell them where their package is or get up out of the old chair and find it for them!

badman7772 08-12-2021 03:08 PM

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Your accuracy of what I actually do for your company is hilariously off. I don't do customer service. I'm advanced tech support, Frederick.

MKIIPro 08-12-2021 03:17 PM

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Complaining to you about our SWAK program being down would be the absolute last thing that I would want to do.

FedEx is the shit. Leave my workplace alone.

badman7772 08-12-2021 03:26 PM

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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?

Federal Express 08-12-2021 06:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by badman7772 (Post 4769868)
You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?

You should know better than to bully your fellow employees, our dear friend. Zero Tolerance, after all. ;)

FFP_D0pey 08-13-2021 03:09 PM

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your so bad you keep breaking my mail and or packages. (ok like does fedex do. packages mail or both?)

ToonE156 08-14-2021 12:37 AM

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Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like

XelNya 08-14-2021 09:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToonE156 (Post 4769901)
Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like

You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.

ToonE156 08-15-2021 01:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by XelNya (Post 4769935)
You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.

Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile

rayword45 08-15-2021 03:44 AM

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You failed the underage survival test

ToonE156 08-15-2021 12:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rayword45 (Post 4769944)
You failed the underage survival test

You failed the "contribute to society in a useful way" test

Edit: you joined when you was 9 years old and your favorite movie is freaking Foodfight, your profile speaks for itself

Federal Express 08-15-2021 09:52 PM

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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.

We wonder what your significant other thinks of that.

XelNya 08-15-2021 09:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToonE156 (Post 4769943)
Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile

I didn’t hide it, I don’t need to write it out because most of the people left here already know me. But let me give you a quick rundown: I’m arrogant as hell, unapologetically rude as fuck, and I probably have a few fucking screws loose in the emotion department, let alone being daft to social cues on occasion. Short hand, I’m really unpleasant to put it lightly.

But at fucking least I don’t have to add being you to that list, and I’ll gladly take having that left off.

: )

My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninja’d

rayword45 08-16-2021 11:32 AM

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*repeats same joke i made the past several times*

ToonE156 08-17-2021 01:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Federal Express (Post 4769981)
Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.

We wonder what your significant other thinks of that.

you say this like either of us have a significant other

ToonE156 08-17-2021 01:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by XelNya (Post 4769982)
I didnít hide it, I donít need to write it out because most of the people left here already know me. But let me give you a quick rundown: Iím arrogant as hell, unapologetically rude as fuck, and I probably have a few fucking screws loose in the emotion department, let alone being daft to social cues on occasion. Short hand, Iím really unpleasant to put it lightly.

But at fucking least I donít have to add being you to that list, and Iíll gladly take having that left off.

: )

My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninjaíd

"Iím arrogant as hell," being completely honest I could tell from your forum signature that you were arrogant

rayword45 08-17-2021 03:11 PM

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you didnt follow the thread rules unless you also meant to direct "you say this like either of us have a significant other" at me as well

and that wouldnt be a roast thatd be a compliment in this case

ToonE156 08-17-2021 06:09 PM

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ok you boiled shrimp sewer trogolodyte

radioamor 08-17-2021 07:06 PM

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ad hominems, especially nonsensical ones like "boiled shrimp sewer troglodyte," are indicative of a certain mental debility and an accompanying woeful inability to properly engage with other human beings

Dynam0 08-17-2021 08:00 PM

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Does being verbose make you feel smarter or do you actually talk like that in your everyday speech?

radioamor 08-17-2021 08:34 PM

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my regular speech is a variant of how i type, but is generally riddled with starts and stops as my brain attempts to find more needlessly obscure words to replace simpler ones in a vacuous and farcical attempt to seem like a more valuable person. so the short answer is that i probably talk this way to deflect from any number of shortcomings i have. that way, i can throw out sophomoric words like "defenestration" and "paroxysm" and smoke and mirrors my way into artificial validation.

how does it feel to ask a question so pedestrian and basic that i have already prefabricated an unusually guarded and gratuitously defensive answer waiting for it?

Shadow_God_10 08-17-2021 08:56 PM

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You speak as if Microsoft Sam has become sentient, and this should concern you and your further integration as a functioning member of society.

Trogdor!!!! 08-18-2021 12:43 AM

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I do not like your avatar

Trogdor!!!! 08-18-2021 12:44 AM

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I just realized I was replying to someone else on a completely different page, but I don't like your avatar either

aperson 08-18-2021 12:45 AM

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for someone that can allegedly burninate the countryside you can't roast shit

rayword45 08-19-2021 12:46 AM

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ffr hall of fame more like hall of shame boom(er) roasted

Shadow_God_10 08-19-2021 03:04 AM

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Your "roasts" are about as raw as fresh flesh from an uncooked steak

CallMeMessyy 08-21-2021 02:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10 (Post 4770172)
Your "roasts" are about as raw as fresh flesh from an uncooked steak

you're old.

XelNya 08-21-2021 08:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToonE156 (Post 4770085)
"I’m arrogant as hell," being completely honest I could tell from your forum signature that you were arrogant

Sure you did. Sure.

Anywho'st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CallMeMessyy (Post 4770206)
you're old.

You have an amount of damage to your mental ability that would lead one to a diagnosis, of which would require extreme amounts of medical assistance, and extra care.

rayword45 08-21-2021 08:53 PM

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your old

Phynx 08-21-2021 10:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rayword45 (Post 4770208)
your old


You're fuckin' older, shutup and sit down, geriatric.

aqwed 08-23-2021 10:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Phynx (Post 4770209)
You're fuckin' older, shutup and sit down, geriatric.

eloquently put, you have the same level of vocabulary as the cat in the hat.

rayword45 08-23-2021 11:21 PM

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your not old

gold stinger 08-24-2021 12:40 AM

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The only place I see you post in nowadays is this thread so I'm assuming you are a well-done piece of charcoal by now, yes?

Your roast quality seems to support that.

Dynam0 08-24-2021 08:34 AM

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The spoonerism of your name should be sold ginger but nope you had to suck and be goldstinger instead of goldsinger *sigh*

rayword45 08-24-2021 10:16 AM

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your nothing without glenn and martbell

Travis_Flesher 08-25-2021 01:51 PM

Roast... the person... above you...
 
I regretted trying to write a perfect roast toast for Rayword, and came back to apologize, not to Ray, but to
the humans. XelNya is definitely one of the humans, and I know this because he posts selfies and does things.
Quote:

....but now I see that Rayword's first order of official business is to invest some of that eccentric-bitcoinbaby-bazillions on a risky coupd'etat attempt to usurp a trending toplisted php teepee; in the same ../ folder, on the same little vanilla coded, CA certified, world syndicated client/server runtime environment as the Hello World op teepee, known friendily as Recommend me a 2021 album Halpp,where thosands of end-users were briefly amused, hundreds of curious gamers went hmmm a couple-few times, and scores of peers and superiors read myriad reviews before giving up, had their skepticisms bufered into dreams as one of FFR's first 'smileyfaced antihero Will Hunting janitors' did what smileyfaced antihero Will Hunting internet janitors do. You know, ignore everything, just write on the chalkboards so much that eventually everybody is
just like eyyyyyy badabing, though. Do n'ya what I am saying?
And even though we're old and mostly halfway decent folks now,

I'm disappaointed to say that I trust more in Dr. Rayword's ability
to not do anything. To inadrogenously exist as, the often overlooked,
singularity level blackhole event of emocore ubiquitousness; in this old
hobbyshop away from home, than in his ability to make things happen.
I think many will even agree that XelNya is a charismatic and likeable fellow, when you contrast him to Rayword; who seems more like
a core dedicated to verbose NT Kernel event logs for all 5G IPv6 TCP/IP subnetworks for DuckDuckGos CookieByeBye project (footnote 1)
The 4 Plaintext Symbol Emoji Query Values of Rayword are EXCLUSIVELY available @Bing.com
IGHT, IM'MA HEAD OUT.
- Sir Dr. T. Flesher 'Biggs', PhD, Esq.
C Aug. 25 '21

Wiosna 08-25-2021 01:52 PM

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you've made close to 700 posts and i still don't know if you're a spambot or not

rayword45 08-25-2021 02:41 PM

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you canr tell if someone is a bot or human after reading 700 of their posts

Dynam0 08-26-2021 09:22 AM

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you are about as interesting as a door knob...the most rudimentary of knobs to be more accurate

Shadow_God_10 08-26-2021 07:36 PM

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The only thing you're dominating on this planet are your askl keys

XelNya 08-26-2021 08:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow_God_10 (Post 4770385)
The only thing you're dominating on this planet are your askl keys

Telling your body pillow no is about as much dominating you're ever gonna be

mi40 08-27-2021 02:51 AM

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hello

TaikoDon73 08-27-2021 11:41 PM

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you are the worst among us username I have ever seen

rayword45 08-28-2021 11:56 AM

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]you are the worst among us username I have ever seen

XelNya 08-28-2021 07:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rayword45 (Post 4770456)
]you are the worst among us username I have ever seen

Your final AAA you should go for is the X on your browser

evanescence_death4ever 08-28-2021 10:23 PM

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Your username doesn't have enough x's or brackets.

~a n y m o r e~

rayword45 08-29-2021 09:41 AM

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evanescence is a bad band


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