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You failed the underage survival test
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Edit: you joined when you was 9 years old and your favorite movie is freaking Foodfight, your profile speaks for itself |
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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.
We wonder what your significant other thinks of that. |
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But at fucking least I don’t have to add being you to that list, and I’ll gladly take having that left off. : ) My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninja’d |
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*repeats same joke i made the past several times*
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you didnt follow the thread rules unless you also meant to direct "you say this like either of us have a significant other" at me as well
and that wouldnt be a roast thatd be a compliment in this case |
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ok you boiled shrimp sewer trogolodyte
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ad hominems, especially nonsensical ones like "boiled shrimp sewer troglodyte," are indicative of a certain mental debility and an accompanying woeful inability to properly engage with other human beings
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Does being verbose make you feel smarter or do you actually talk like that in your everyday speech?
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my regular speech is a variant of how i type, but is generally riddled with starts and stops as my brain attempts to find more needlessly obscure words to replace simpler ones in a vacuous and farcical attempt to seem like a more valuable person. so the short answer is that i probably talk this way to deflect from any number of shortcomings i have. that way, i can throw out sophomoric words like "defenestration" and "paroxysm" and smoke and mirrors my way into artificial validation.
how does it feel to ask a question so pedestrian and basic that i have already prefabricated an unusually guarded and gratuitously defensive answer waiting for it? |
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You speak as if Microsoft Sam has become sentient, and this should concern you and your further integration as a functioning member of society.
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I do not like your avatar
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I just realized I was replying to someone else on a completely different page, but I don't like your avatar either
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for someone that can allegedly burninate the countryside you can't roast shit
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ffr hall of fame more like hall of shame boom(er) roasted
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Your "roasts" are about as raw as fresh flesh from an uncooked steak
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