Blaseball
 

We are all love blaseball.
Blaseball is a wacky, baseball-esque simulator, but with incinerations, players getting traded mid-game, stat-adjusting peanuts, and all the fake gambling your hearts could desire.
You could be a Moist Talker fan like me!
Or maybe a Shoe Thief supporter like dAnceguy?

Regardless, the commissioner is doing a great job.

The fun is all over at https://www.blaseball.com/.

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Baseball

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baseball seems oddly like an interesting sport late in life to me, I always thought I'd enjoy soccer though...

edit: I even had a dream not to long ago of me playing it and asking the people how I play it in the dream and them being like pft how don't you know this... (I actually don't lmao)

editv2: this site seems pretty vague, maybe I'm just being lazy idk

editv3: I just went ahead and searched youtube:

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We are all in fact love blaseball, I haven't checked in in a bit, is it back from the siesta?

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Yeah, it came back last week. The Tigers won their second title last week, but they got decently nerfed so they may not be looking to 3-peat and ascend.

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We are all love blaseball.

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All your blase are belong to us

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Has a team ascended yet or did the pies get ganked the past couple seasons?

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Pies got ganked.
Tigers won Seasons 3 and 4 so they are also one season away from ascending,m but they lost the best hitter back to the Pies, and their 5-star pitcher got swapped with an alternate universe version who is only a 2-star.

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4th base 4th base 4th base

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lol nice

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Now taht I think about it I haven't logged into blaseball in a bit, re-iterating my question from a month ago: has a team ascended yet?

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no ascension yet, 'cause SHOE THIEVES BABEYY hit a homer in the 9th to actually steal the final game of the wlorld sleries against the crabs. I wanna say pies, tigers, and crabs are all at 2x

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Correct.
S1: Pies
S2: Pies
S3: Tigers
S4: Tigers
S5: Firefighters
S6: Crabs
S7: Wild Wings
S8: Crabs
S9: Shoe Thieves
S10: ???

Hopefully the Moist Talkers because they're currently in first.



Also, dAnceguy forgot to mention that, after stealing the title, the Thieves also fought God and its shelled pods.

Blaseball is fun.

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Wait w h a t

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Skip to about 18 minutes in.

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Hellmouth Sunbeams reporting in.

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I'm pretty sure everyone I know who follows this game has picked a different team, lmao!
Sunbeams? dev
Shoe Thieves? dAnce
Fridays? Subaru
Moist Talkers? Me
Crabs? roundbox
Magic? bugkid