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yeah you and 3 dozen others, let's get original up in here
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you had a rym post unironically impersonating robert christgau, as much as you claim that you dislike him and his form of music criticism i think you're just the worst
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Your roast is poorly worded bc I can't tell if you think I like Christgau secretly or I dislike him but I'm worse
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I don't even want to roast you. Also please, roast me not my country, I want to have a laugh :D
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the ms paint in your avatar is almost as bad as mine
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almost dont want to roast you for that one lmfao
but anyway bro why is it every time I open your music review thread the only music you pull from is pitchfork and rym |
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Still waiting on that OP
(also I try to use Spotify and IRL recs and WATMM (cringe) and Facebook groups (boomer) and other sources for recs but y'all don't give me enough recs or point me to where I can find em) |
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won't listen to my latest rec because of poor attention span
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your posts are like Monday mornings, they're hilarious and everyone loves them they suck
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the fact that you didn't begin your username with "the killer" is a missed opportunity
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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega
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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega
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imagine the most witty thing you can do is parrot bad posts
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apparently you are easy to mix up with ultimega
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apparently you are easy to mix up with April
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!���� ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ��ERROR!�� ��True�� Daddies are irreplaceable ��I could never delete you Daddy!�� Send this to ten other ��Daddies�� who give you ��cummies�� Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌����❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ������ 3 back: you're squishy☁️�� 5 back: you're daddy's kitten������
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You thought that you could emulate the unfunniness of my roasts but failed in the authenticity department.
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you stayed in that relationship way too long
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You were so lazy to find a PFP that you decided to just draw one in MSPaint instead. Also, worst profile of the year award goes to you, your profile has so much green that a swamp would be jealous
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Your roast is at the quality level I'd expect of a 13 year old
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Which is to say, not very good but better than all of my roasts
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Rayword, the man of the hour! I'm honored to be given a chance to check to see if you have a pulse. We've got little to work with, but I can read betweeen the lines enough to see that your teeth are chattering in the roast me thread because you're a frozen block of cunt in the other one. I guess I can see it though, since the love of all your fans continuing to read every dumb review, replying with compliements, responses, and new albums wasn't real enough. Man, just face it. You're thread is weird. as. shit.
If really mean insults are what you're looking for though man, go to a real comedy club because they will roast the shit out of your dumb ass if you ask for it. but here you're a godfather, Raywaord. now get the fuck outta here you scamp. |
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sup ulti
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Your profile is closed, much unlike our top-of-the-line sorting and customer care facilities.
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You're always broken when I'm working. Stop it.
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You're always scaring our customers away with the non-specifics -- just tell them where their package is or get up out of the old chair and find it for them!
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Your accuracy of what I actually do for your company is hilariously off. I don't do customer service. I'm advanced tech support, Frederick.
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Complaining to you about our SWAK program being down would be the absolute last thing that I would want to do.
FedEx is the shit. Leave my workplace alone. |
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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?
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your so bad you keep breaking my mail and or packages. (ok like does fedex do. packages mail or both?)
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Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like
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You failed the underage survival test
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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.
We wonder what your significant other thinks of that. |
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But at fucking least I don’t have to add being you to that list, and I’ll gladly take having that left off. : ) My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninja’d |
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*repeats same joke i made the past several times*
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you didnt follow the thread rules unless you also meant to direct "you say this like either of us have a significant other" at me as well
and that wouldnt be a roast thatd be a compliment in this case |
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ok you boiled shrimp sewer trogolodyte
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ad hominems, especially nonsensical ones like "boiled shrimp sewer troglodyte," are indicative of a certain mental debility and an accompanying woeful inability to properly engage with other human beings
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Does being verbose make you feel smarter or do you actually talk like that in your everyday speech?
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my regular speech is a variant of how i type, but is generally riddled with starts and stops as my brain attempts to find more needlessly obscure words to replace simpler ones in a vacuous and farcical attempt to seem like a more valuable person. so the short answer is that i probably talk this way to deflect from any number of shortcomings i have. that way, i can throw out sophomoric words like "defenestration" and "paroxysm" and smoke and mirrors my way into artificial validation.
how does it feel to ask a question so pedestrian and basic that i have already prefabricated an unusually guarded and gratuitously defensive answer waiting for it? |
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You speak as if Microsoft Sam has become sentient, and this should concern you and your further integration as a functioning member of society.
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I do not like your avatar
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I just realized I was replying to someone else on a completely different page, but I don't like your avatar either
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for someone that can allegedly burninate the countryside you can't roast shit
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ffr hall of fame more like hall of shame boom(er) roasted
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Your "roasts" are about as raw as fresh flesh from an uncooked steak
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You're fuckin' older, shutup and sit down, geriatric. |
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The only place I see you post in nowadays is this thread so I'm assuming you are a well-done piece of charcoal by now, yes?
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The spoonerism of your name should be sold ginger but nope you had to suck and be goldstinger instead of goldsinger *sigh*
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your nothing without glenn and martbell
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I regretted trying to write a perfect roast toast for Rayword, and came back to apologize, not to Ray, but to
the humans. XelNya is definitely one of the humans, and I know this because he posts selfies and does things. Quote:
just like eyyyyyy badabing, though. Do n'ya what I am saying? And even though we're old and mostly halfway decent folks now, I'm disappaointed to say that I trust more in Dr. Rayword's ability singularity level blackhole event of emocore ubiquitousness; in this old to not do anything. To inadrogenously exist as, the often overlooked, hobbyshop away from home, than in his ability to make things happen. I think many will even agree that XelNya is a charismatic and likeable fellow, when you contrast him to Rayword; who seems more like a core dedicated to verbose NT Kernel event logs for all 5G IPv6 TCP/IP subnetworks for DuckDuckGos CookieByeBye project (footnote 1) |
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you've made close to 700 posts and i still don't know if you're a spambot or not
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you canr tell if someone is a bot or human after reading 700 of their posts
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you are about as interesting as a door knob...the most rudimentary of knobs to be more accurate
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The only thing you're dominating on this planet are your askl keys
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you are the worst among us username I have ever seen
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]you are the worst among us username I have ever seen
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Your username doesn't have enough x's or brackets.
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evanescence is a bad band
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