What a wonderful game. Huni had some moments where I went "Yeah this guy is just gonna run through the team" but then....Balls. I don't have to say anything else. Enjoy the drunk snapchat video I made.

First time placing in Gold! :3



I haven't played ranked since season 2/3 and got silver back then. Decided to try for season 5 near the end since I noticed I was getting matched against golds and plats in normals a lot so I was curious if I could place in Gold this time.

Hi tides calls adc, friend called it first.
Tide gets mad, says he's going 'touring', doesnt pick anything
Hi lyfe don't say nuthin, just picks ryze.
MIERY15 says he going base and picks scion.
I'm like fxckn hell,
Hi tide says hes going to dodge,
i'm like w.e and pick sona support.
he doesnt dodge
picks fiora,
no one's jung, i switch to smite and try to pick vi.
too late
i just change my masteries/runes in agony.
friend on skype like waht
i tell them what dodge means and what scion means when he says base.
tell em to get ready to lose

match starts, complete silence.
scion goes bot, ryze mid, and fiora top. friend is adc and im sona jung.

get leash from friend, and im off.
firstblood immediately,
our fiora killed theyre fiora.
YES, theyre gonna win lane at least.
i get lvl 3 in a decent amount of time.
fizz ganks mid, i go to counter,
they got everything warded so they back off.
go back to farm jung

meanwhile
scion does nothing but run into enemy turret
told my friend im sorry, just stay back and follow my pings.
since theyre kinda new they dont look at the map very well, so im telling them were to go most of the time

ryze overextends, and feeds fizz and tf 4 kills back to back.
i'm helping bot mostly and counter jungling as best as a sona can.
ryze goes back to lane, and guess what the fuck he does. the same damn thing.
go to help cause im near, and tear down fizzs health with ult/q, and tfs.
ryze flashes in and gets a double.
fine with me, just dont want him dying anymore.
bard comes outa nowhere, and i do the same with him. ryze is farming and bard is runnin. about to kill bard and then ryze autos him for a tripple
ofc.(ryze continues this ks tactic till the end)

scion still feeding.
fiora goes even top
im back in jung,
ryze does his thing and starts feeding again.
says "where is our jungler"
i'm gettn assist in bot.
tells me im trash and this team sucks after his 8th death in mid lane.
everyones k/d is negative except me. 3-1
going okay, but falling in levels cause scion and ryze giving out free dessert
scion afks in base

tf is fed
fizz is super fed
varus too

20 min.
ff comes in
3 greens immediately
tell friend 'well... i want to see them die more"
and choose no
friend follows my lead

ryze cursing
fiora allchats saying team sucks

lane phase diminishes
start mediocre team fighting with a feeding scion.
win alot of them
gettn assist like any sona would.
continue bad team fighting until we get lvl 17

we ahead now,
scion comes back
just follows me around,
go to get drag.
team fight there
scion just stands still
we get drag and win cause they focused scion for some reason.
get baron
push,
team fight
win
inhib tower.
inhib
nexus turrts
nexus
gg

S rank jungle sona