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dlift viewercount doe (even w/o viewbots)

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Got to Gold 1 nami only. Solo que.
The hype. almost to plat :3 I have had an 80% winrate past 20 games.

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i like how the league section of twitch is full of white noise streamers being viewbotted

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ok nigs story time

ranked game time

felt good, fingers working great, no game freezing gg sure i got this

yasuo top

against renek

nbd i'm stronger lvl 1-2

lvl2 all-in him since he's lvl 1

ignite

fuck don't get the kill

shit i lost lane because of that

he had tp and i lose the cs adavntage as i am chunked to half with no pots and he tele'd back with 3

fuck had to recall

miss cs as he aggressively pushed like he should

i die to nocturne gank twice and solo undertower

renekton buys thornmail first item like wtf u srs

thankfully i maxed e first because i actually know how to play yasuo but fuck shit fuck can't do consistent dmg

get sshiv but spike too late can only farm

0/3 18 cs down early game fuck this game isn't going good

my poppy jungle is d/c'ing all over the fucking place

shit not looking good

diana ends the game with like 20/5 ya she was fuccen wrecking our ori mid

teamfights all over the place

we get first drag but other drags and 1st baron are lost without any contest from our side

get solo kill on jinx twice so i'm not trash but mna could have done better

ori lands 2 ultis which i ulti'd on the entire game

1st time was bot but i was chunked at like 10% health so i ulti'd and immediately died FUCK

2nd time is where shit gets real

when i talk come back i mean fuccen com back

about 9.5k gold down and 13 kills or something stupid

2nd time ori uses ulti she did it like fucking during a nocturne ulti

second baron contest

34 minutes in

only me and her had vision of the shockwave, she lands two, i press r like an idiot fucking die in like 1.9 seconds

we kill diana and karma though so that's good

unfortunately only thresh lives

mid inhib is already gone they just finished pushing the wave

jinx,renek, and noc head to baron

thresh pings to go to baron

this fucking thresh toxic as shit all game fuck this ***** we're not gonna win that fight

he keeps going

i spawn, homeguards, lucian spawns earlier than me

he thinks the same as me and goes for mid lane minions

thresh lands a hook on jinx at baron, doesn't go in

i use e aggressively on minion wave to try and make it to thresh/baron fast

this is a fucking bad idea i shouldn't go

thesh lands a hook on jinx again

holy shit he's gonna go in

fuck fuck can i make it

he q's in

HITS FLAY ON ALL 3

I ULTI

OH FUCK

SWISH SWOOSH SWISH SWOOSHSWASH

DURING THAT ONE SECOND IN THE AIR I'M THINKING

'HOLY SHIT HOYL SHIUT WE JUST FUCKING WON, WE JUST FUCKING WON'

ORRYEGATONNNNNN

DELETE JINX

WIND WALL OVER BARON PUT FUCK U KARMA

WRECK NOC

KILL RENEKTON

5V2 BARREL DOWN MID LANE

TAKE TIER2

TAKE INHIB TUIRRET

TAKE INHIB

CATCH DIANA

HOYL SHIT

HOLY SHIT WE WON FUCK YES


9.5K DEFECIT

SHIT LOAD OF KILLS DOWN


god damn.

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cool man

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the best part is he doesn't realize that nobody cares, and if you try to point it out to him he'll say you're bad

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sick gif

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wtf jarvan

Dont feel like writing a wall of text so ill put it relatively short.
Pros:
-Amazing tank stats
-Two initiations with AoE cc
-REQ+autoattack deals at least 1000 damage (burst on a tanky dps!).
-No need to build DPS whatsoever with his ridiculously high base damage and passive (% hp in magic damage with a cd of 6 secs on the same target)
-No need to build anything other than gold/5 til mid game, lol, ull still be tanky.
-Built fully tank, does damage on par (fix'd) with malphite galio or rammus (most damaging tanks)
-Reduces armor (meh)
-Godly laning phase mid and late game
-Brush checking ability
-Shield, that also slows
-3 forms of CC
-Pretty decent jungler but in the lane hes better
-Forgot to add, one of his gap closers also serves as an ESCAPE. and it goes through walls
Cons:
-melee (?)
seriously tho, name some cons for J4?
kite-able? nope 2 gap closers + aoe slow
focus fire? he has tank stats, he might aswell be the tank. u cant ignore him because he puts decent dps too.
tldr: Even after the nerfs, this guy is completely ridiculous. no real downsides to a perfect kit that stands out even when compared to Irelia or Renekton.
Want to win games? play Jarvan.
How do you counter him? answer!
STILL LOOKING FOR BRAVE PEOPLE THAT TELL ME HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY COUNTER HIM!

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fucking nathan

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copypaste

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I like how it's now also full of CLG players

Aphro stream makes me wet

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actually i don't really care what you think because you're a classic debbie downer, along with hi19, because both of you have physical limitations which prevent you from playing this game at a high level as you lack the mechanical skill/twitch responses to play this, any other moba, or starcraft 2 at a competitve level, and straight up just infuriatingly suck

the best you can do is theorycraft and try to win a circlejerk argument, but honestly that doesn't even matter since you still can't perform anyway. the only people concerned with defending against your accusations for someone having less knowledge of the game than you, are also only McBaddies who are self-concious about their own lack of ability because everyone else who knows they're good don't have time for your shit


i shared my story because it was super hype for me and i wanted tos hare the piece with ffr, just as i shared it with the other individuals i play with in raidcall, mumble, skype, etc. everyone loves a good comeback story and unfortunately the only comeback you should have had in your life was when your mother didn't take it in the mouth and instead conceived you.

seriously go smoke or something because your shit-posts are not even funny, no one really cares about the argument you spew, and does anyone from here even play with you because you seem like a fucking downer to play with??????

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punish him level 1 like you would a renekton and go even in lane as best as u can

calling for early gank wud be great if u have like a lee jungle otherwise ur fucked

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Honestly if you are going to define your self-worth by your skill at a video game that's your prerogative.

I just wish you'd refrain from making EVERY POST some variation on "ur a shitter"
It gets tiring having to ignore half the thread because you've clogged it up making the same post over and over again.

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>he'll just say you're bad
pretty sure you just proved him right mane

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i think both litodude and hi19 need to unbunch their panties, this thread is 2 serious.

these "Don't touch me, you filthy casual" mindsets are getting out of control

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the funny part is these guys actually think skill is defined in summoners rift when the only thing that clearly matters is the crystal motherfucking scar

get good

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dont talk to me unless ur mmr is 2000 or higher

k bye

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i said nothing about self-worth, recognition, or anything of the sort. i don't know were u got this misconception where i find define my worth by LoL, lool

it's more like,

why d fuck r u even talking like ur good .... if you're not good??

hopefully u understand what i mean. you can't be frontin. i play for fun, w friends, solo dolo q and everything all the time and that's koo cuz this game is fun to play but if you start toutin like ur good ur gonna get called out on

rly simple